03-13-2003, 07:16 PM
But I want an oompah loompah now!
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03-13-2003, 07:18 PM
Dave: Hey I have an idea. I'll give up coffee, if you give up cigarettes. Huh? We'll go through this together.
Bill: But you should have to give up something of equal difficulty. Like going to the bathroom.
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03-13-2003, 07:48 PM
Quote:do i get spanked for that?if you're good
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~> HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
03-13-2003, 09:36 PM
A complaint about the complaint box... delicious.
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03-13-2003, 09:53 PM
Joe: I don't trust banks
Beth: So you just keep your money in a shoebox under your bed? Joe: Like I'm gonna tell you where I keep my shoebox!
03-13-2003, 10:00 PM
Lisa: Dave, tell me your deepest, darkest fantasy.
Dave: Oh, no. Lisa: Oh, come on! You can tell me. Dave: No, it's too embarrassing. Lisa: Come on, please? Dave: Oh, OK. Ever since I was 14 years old, I've always fantasized about making love on the space shuttle... Lisa: That's very cute. Dave: ...with a space prostitute.
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03-13-2003, 10:54 PM
Did Heaven loose two angels? "Cuz I can see them bouncin around in your blouse!
03-16-2003, 07:13 PM
I've decided to put off watching soaps while I clean. Instead it's a NR marathon!
-You're gonna be bigger than, ...Dave, who's that guy that's really big? - Andre the Giant? - No, no, the one that's not dead yet. - Hulk Hogan? -That's the one! Edited By Suzie on 1047843352
03-16-2003, 07:39 PM
A highlight from each episode I watch today.
You want to know how to get a woman? Walk up to her, and whisper the dirtiest thing you can think of in her ear. If she doesn't slap your face and walk away, she's interested.
03-17-2003, 11:04 PM
"If you like a girl, you should buy her flowers."
"All flowers say is, 'I like you but I'm a tongue-tied freak'" "Or, 'I'm sorry I made a pass at your sister.'" |
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