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I haven't had sex in ages.....
#1
I hope Galt gets a girlfriend soon.
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#2
huh?
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#3
better than a fat chick joke
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#4
ahhhhhhhh Board Lore,
when Galt gets a girlfriend, she bangs everyone.

even old washed up posters.
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#5
yeah, ken's as close to a 39 year old, out of shape loser as you can get around here.
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#6
Even Galt's leftovers wouldn't touch you.
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#7
and i'm the one who uses the internet to pick up chicks?
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#8
No, you use it to plug where your band will be where you pick up chicks.
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#9
im currently precariously falling into a monogamous relationship. someone stop me.
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#10
Let's play "guess the ages Ken hasn't had sex in".

My guess is 21-39.
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#11
crowds getting that small?
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#12
no, we packed the bar again. unfortunately we are playing this dive we hate that doesnt draw flies this week. they can't all be winners.
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#13
I meant crowds so small that you only have one to pick from,
hence the monogomy,
I couldn't give a rats ass about the draws of your gigs.
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#14
what does ASCAP charge you for the cover fees?
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#15
most of the bands they cover sue for slander.
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Quote:I meant crowds so small that you only have one to pick from,
hence the monogomy,
I couldn't give a rats ass about the draws of your gigs.

if you didnt care, why did you ask?
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#17
I've been celibate for nearly 2 months.
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#18
most of the women you encounter sue for sexual assault.
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#19
Quote:I haven't had sex in ages.....
Quote:I've been celibate for nearly 2 months.
neither by choice
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#20
Velociti Wrote:what does ASCAP charge you for the cover fees?
what's ASCAP?
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