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Nuptials - Spouses, your expertise please
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09-11-2003, 09:36 PM
I'm getting married October 12 for the first time. I thought cold feet didn't start until the day of... but I'm planning all kinds of illegal and violent things to avoid it.
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09-11-2003, 09:44 PM
sounds like you're off to a healthy start
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09-11-2003, 09:47 PM
i know this nice jewish boy who would be perfect for you.
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09-11-2003, 09:47 PM
sleeper?
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09-11-2003, 09:48 PM
sleeper is a jew?
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09-11-2003, 09:49 PM
i think he's half a jew
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09-11-2003, 09:50 PM
i was thinking of someone else. someone jewier.
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09-11-2003, 09:53 PM
whackbagkid?
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09-11-2003, 09:54 PM
he does live on the upper east side, doesn't get much jewier than that
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09-11-2003, 09:58 PM
I should have stayed in California, where I was chased mostly by women
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#11
09-11-2003, 10:04 PM
Quote:i know this nice jewish boy who would be perfect for you

Who anyway?
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#12
09-11-2003, 10:06 PM
Maybe I'll just get me another bottle of wine.
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#13
09-11-2003, 10:08 PM
Splatterpunk Wrote:I should have stayed in California, where I was chased mostly by women
that doesn't sound so bad
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#14
09-11-2003, 10:17 PM
It wasn't really. Is Gonz a jew?
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09-11-2003, 10:21 PM
he is
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#16
09-11-2003, 10:25 PM
Thought he was half a Jew.
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#17
09-11-2003, 10:26 PM
There I go then. Champagne for everyone. And please send Gonz up when he gets home. I'm drawing his bath.

One of you will have to dispose of my other husband please thanks.
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#18
09-11-2003, 10:29 PM
i don't know that i approve of this
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#19
09-11-2003, 10:34 PM
Do I need a blood test or something?
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#20
09-11-2003, 10:41 PM
So you're saying I have until october 12th to close this deal?

I've had worse ultimatums.
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