Nuptials - Spouses, your expertise please

[Ken'sPen]

doublewide......
your ass or your trailer?

[Keyser Soze]

actually wimpy wimpy wimpy, hefty hefty hefty was pretty good.

[Splatterpunk]

Such wasted opportunity.

[Galt]

seriously though. we should fuck before you get married.

[IrishAlkey]

Step off, couch master.

[Ken'sPen]

Galt not every girl, is like your's........

[IrishAlkey]

Comma and apostrophe overload!

[Splatterpunk]

I always feel safest when Alkey's around.

[Hottie]

Spouses, your expertise please

Does this apply to bitter ex spouses?

Keep the receipts. All of them. Even his. And make sure there's a loophole in the prenups.

[Splatterpunk]

I should get a prenup? =D

This will be fun

[Hottie]

That depends. Who's worth more money? If it's him, avoid it like the plague.

[Keyser Soze]

I always feel safest when Alkey's around.

not in our neighborhood.

[Galt]

She's not my girl anymore Ken.

I left her behind.

[Splatterpunk]

I always feel joyful when Keyser's around.

Hottie: I'm worth the cash. Hachaa

[Ken'sPen]

huh......
I think Charlie is still in it.

[Galt]

It pains me that you remember his name for the sole purpose of making me weep.

[Ken'sPen]

do you cry when you hear "charlies in the bush" in Nam movies?

[GonzoStyle]

Splatt and arpi together keeps on reminding me of what Chris Rock said about janet Jackson and Jermaine Dupri's romance.

Janets a 10, Jermaine is a 4, that's a 6 point differential. Finding out Jermaine Dupri was dating Janet Jackson is like finding out about a sale a day too late.

[Splatterpunk]

I get to be the 10

[GonzoStyle]

You're nice and all but no way you are Janet Jackson hot.