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Dear CDiH - love, Splat
#41
You are Nix to me,

watch me cut off my hair and grovel on broken glass.
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#42
Dude, that's old hat. Be creative. Give him a rib or idney or something
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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.
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#43
so I should take him to lunch at Applebees?
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#44
this is almost as pathetic as posting your DVD/CD collection online.

not only is it useless, it shows how much time you have on your hands.
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#45
when the fuck did I do that?

I make a lot of innane posts, but I don't recall that one.....

and Keyser, would you kindly fuck off.
the fact I can count on 1/3 of my posts being critiqued by you is a reason I stay away.

yet all I ever see you post is pics of your not as good as you think it is mug.
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#46
Quote:It's perhaps my inferior female genetic makeup that makes me say so.


Speak for yourself dirtbag.
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Now you can tell some lies about the good times that you've had
but I've kissed your Mother twice and now I'm working on your Dad.
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#47
ha, that wasnt even directed at you! but your reaction was very entertaining. that was actually meant for splatterpunk and gonzo.
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#48
oooooops......

sorry, you dogging my posts is par for the course.......

why don't you post something of worth yourself,
instead of carrying Arpi's jock and and making "this post sucks" remarks.
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#49
If they were of opposite sex, I'd be betting on how long it takes for those two to tear each other's clothes off and do the funky monkey - my money would be on 3 weeks
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#50
thanks for the advice ken.
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#51
Correction - two weeks

Can you feel the sexual tension?
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#52
Keyser Soze Wrote:this is almost as pathetic as posting your DVD/CD collection online.

not only is it useless, it shows how much time you have on your hands.
Useless to you, so don't do it, I have my reasons mister I have a life.
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#53
shit, i really was the new keyser. who wants to kill me, i feel awful. really, i was just acting out because i needed some attention, i swear....



and ken, if you're staying away because keyser critiques your posts???? what the fuck is wrong with you, he's a pompous ass, he'll criticize anything, get your ass back over here and post stupid shit for me to read when i get home frome work late at night drunk off my ass thank you very much.
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#54
no it's not that,
well to a degree it is........

I was talking to Gonzo and tried to esplain,
sometimes I feel like I don't fit in,
Like I post and my words don't change the discourse one iota.

I dunno........
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#55
cry me a river.
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#56
only if you promise to throw yourself in it.
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#57
So Keyser clearly wants Ken's attention though Ken requires perpetual reassurance, crx feels like she's living in my shadow which is turning her hair gray, some anonymous person is ashamed of being a girl and Gonzo's IQ could use some work. I've grossly overestimated each of you.



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#58
Ken'sPen Wrote:no it's not that,
well to a degree it is........

I was talking to Gonzo and tried to esplain,
sometimes I feel like I don't fit in,
Like I post and my words don't change the discourse one iota.

I dunno........
I too know this feeling. I know the reason for my failure though. I'm not funney.
I hold the dubious honor of being the only person never modded who has also never been to a party who in the past had a shared account with a vegetable reference that has had consensual sex with a woman who wasn't from the board that also knows what >) means and remembers the end of the golden age.
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#59
i am desperate for ken's attention. please ken, acknowledge me.
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#60
Splatterpunk Wrote:and Gonzo's IQ could use some work. I've grossly overestimated each of you.
Pumpkin on my worst day and your best, you'd still have no clue.
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