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An effective strategy when driving in traffic
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12-05-2003, 11:54 PM
When there is gridlock and no cars can move anywhere, you should honk. A lot. And for a sustained period of time.
Though it may look like no cars are moving, rest assured that doing so prevents further snow from falling and will get you home faster.
12-06-2003, 12:57 AM
I heard if you honk 10 times in a row, a helicopter will be summoned and will pick your car up and deliver it directly to your home!
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12-06-2003, 12:59 AM
damn straight, up the punx!
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12-06-2003, 01:13 AM
Another effective strategy to combat traffic is not to drive a car.
12-06-2003, 01:20 AM
My favorite move is when the light turns green, the car at the front zooms into the intersection knowing full well they won't make it through because traffic is at a standstill. You HAVE to move when the light turns green...gridlock be damned
Sorry, I'm just a little bitter that it took me an hour to move a half mile in New Brunswick this afternoon
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12-06-2003, 11:11 AM
At least you fuckers have "alternate routes".
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