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I Bought a New Wallet Today - ....
#21
I had a sweet leather/magnet Tumi money clip, but I lost it.
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#22
Jack Wrote:Tell us about the time that you got put in the cell while everyone voted on whether or not to make you a moderator here.
The fact you remember all of my milestones is frightening.
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#23
He should but he has no conscience, that's why he's gonna be a daddy!
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Now you can tell some lies about the good times that you've had
but I've kissed your Mother twice and now I'm working on your Dad.
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#24
Hawt Baux Wrote:He should but he has no conscience, that's why he's gonna be a daddy!
Huh?
???
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#25
That's what i said.
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Now you can tell some lies about the good times that you've had
but I've kissed your Mother twice and now I'm working on your Dad.
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#26
I'd like to defile Salior Moon. And her friends too.

And to think I was funny once today.........
I hold the dubious honor of being the only person never modded who has also never been to a party who in the past had a shared account with a vegetable reference that has had consensual sex with a woman who wasn't from the board that also knows what >) means and remembers the end of the golden age.
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#27
GonzoStyle Wrote:
Jack Wrote:Tell us about the time that you got put in the cell while everyone voted on whether or not to make you a moderator here.
The fact you remember all of my milestones is frightening.
We're like brothers. That and I have a photographic memory.
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#28
I ran out of stuff to ask about. Sad
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#29
Jack Wrote:I ran out of stuff to ask about. Sad
ask about that time you got all emotional on me when I left oa.com, remember this one?

Quote:You know.. My first thread here was a "Hi, I'm new here" thread and I got ragged on something terrible for that thread. I was a little sore at first until I realized that it was just a message board.

When you and I were going at it in the war thread I could not quit laughing my ass off. I found I had to actually think a little bit to keep up with you in just the least bit. I had found a new interest in something that I thought was lost.

For a long time I always had dreams of working on computers in some form for my career but that has dwindled in recent years as I got bored with them. I found the Internet to be much of the reason that I began to despise even touching a keyboard. Then I found this place. In reading a lot of your post's I could tell that you were excited to be here. My interest in the Internet/Computers came back and I even enrolled in College to get my MCSE. (I start tonight by the way)

So, no I don't hate you. I have you to thank. It's going to be a lot different around here without you and I think that's for the worse. Please reconsider.

If your ever gonna be in Michigan, IM me.

Later bro.

I cried when I read that and then spent an hour trying to figure out who the fuck you were.
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#30
:laugh: <3
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#31
I have a wallet made out of Carbon Fiber.

It's cool, unlike me.
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The spooks come out at night.
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#32
Jack Wrote::laugh: <3
You'll always be my jack meehoff.
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#33
Quote:I just carry a little card holder thing now for my license and couple other things but no more wallets for me.

same here, i detest wallets, they're too bulky. i try to carry only the bare essentials. a few credit cards, metro card, ATM card, license and cash in a very thin card holder type thing.

i also think people who have chains on their wallets are serious tools.
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#34
The chain was gone before year 1 even ended. I try to use the clutches when i go out out, like into the city and stuff but when im home it's easier for me to have a wallet to keep reference cards of my bank, insurance, doctors etc. in.
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Now you can tell some lies about the good times that you've had
but I've kissed your Mother twice and now I'm working on your Dad.
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#35
do you also have one of those "if lost please return to:" cards?
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#36
Tattoo it on her ass.
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#37
didn't the keychain from your grandpa have a whistle on it?
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#38
HedCold Wrote:didn't the keychain from your grandpa have a whistle on it?
That's an exact reprint of the original, no whistle.
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#39
i remember a whistle!
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#40
There was no whistle in this story, maybe somewhere else.
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