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I am starting this thread.
I'm playing GTA last night and at about 3:30am my cell phone goes off and I go to pick it up and who does it says is calling? My pal Pat!!!
I was so excited, I picked up and he was ordering mcdonalds and let me listen in as he went through the drive-thru.
The I told him about the time I told my mother I wanted to fuck her and we loffed and loffed.
Then we discussed what new dvds we had purchased and then he said I wasn't giving him anything to work with and he'd call me back later and if he didn't that I was to start a thread and call him a lying scumbag.
so, alkey, you're a lying scumbag.... I kept on staring at that damn phone waiting and waiting, I kept on flipping it open to make sure it was on and checking is my ringer was on.... I even called my cell phone from my home phone to make sure it worked.... AND YOU NEVER CALLED!!!
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Part of me wants to laugh at you until tears stream down my face, the other part of me wants to feel sympathy for you.
The laughing is the better option I think.
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I post these embarassing things for you to laugh at, I don't give a fuck about your sympathy, laugh at me dammit!!!
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I bet he was calling right when you opened the phone to check, and he was waiting for you to say something and you didn't, and then you closed the phone just hanging on him.
I bet that's it.
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did he supersize his meal?
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Exgirlfriend flashbacks....
oh god.
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You were playing GTA at 3:30? Alkey was driving around at 3:30? Alkey didn't think "geez, it's late, I probably shouldn't call Gonzo"?
What are you people, vampires? Don't you have jobs in the morning? Even when I wasn't working after grad school, I was still in bed at 3 in the morning.
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11:00 is my cutoff. Call me after 11, we're no longer friends.
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how's the real estate business gonzo?
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i cannot laugh, i only feel pity.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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The Sleeper Wrote:how's the real estate business gonzo? I switched over to the banking side and am a mortgage broker now for a while, that part is quite fine.
And he didn't supersize it, he got 2 fajitas and 2 McChikens.
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you must have good work hours!
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buying fajitas at McD's is just awful.
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dancing in the rain?
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seriously, who buy fajitas at mcdonalds?
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Alkey, apparently. He must've had a rough night.
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mcdonalds fajitas are good. now i want one
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Galt Wrote:You were playing GTA at 3:30? Alkey was driving around at 3:30? Alkey didn't think "geez, it's late, I probably shouldn't call Gonzo"?
What are you people, vampires? Don't you have jobs in the morning? Even when I wasn't working after grad school, I was still in bed at 3 in the morning. 3:30 - 4am is usually when i finally get to bed. unless i have to wake up early for some reason the next morning.
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