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Condom Instructions
#21
T-cell dropping too?
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#22
nice callback.
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#23
I first noticed it when I had nothing to read while taking a shit, so I read the box.

And no I am not making an announcement, I got a blowjob from a streetwalker, its nothing to be proud of but I was bored and had an hour to kill.
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#24
$40 right ??


........................OR SO I HEAR!
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#25
25
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#26
did you get a free turkey?
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#27
you put a condom on during a bj?
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#28
Gooch Wrote:and of course...the pill/birth control patch kind of takes care of it's use completely.
if you like aids, i guess

and now i've gotten to wondering what would happen if you(gonzo) ever read the insert in a box of tampax.
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#29
The Sleeper Wrote:you put a condom on during a bj?
hooker rules, I dont make them up.
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#30
crx girl Wrote:
Gooch Wrote:and of course...the pill/birth control patch kind of takes care of it's use completely.
if you like aids, i guess

and now i've gotten to wondering what would happen if you(gonzo) ever read the insert in a box of tampax.
umm, i meant when i'm dating someone. not in general.
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#31
So you treated yourself to a $25 bj from a hooker on your b-day ? Did you tell her it was your b-day ? Maybe you could have gotten a discount or something.
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#32
Or she coulda hummed happy birthday while she was blowing me.... boy I can't wait for Galt to berate me for this.
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#33
i havent gotten laid in a week, im pissed!
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#34
I'll get drunk and IM you later tonight big boy!
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#35
now, that would be an interesting friend with benefits.
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#36
you can have her
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#37
your girlfriend is too chunky for me, sorry.
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#38
For a second there I was hoping george was refering to me.
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#39
You dont <3 me anymore!
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#40
On the contrary it's you who had stung me.
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