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I got a kitten a couple weeks ago and it's still alive!!!
Anyway, the person I got the kitty from insists it's a boy. I've never owned a cat before nor really known many people who've had them. Anyway, I was checking out my buddies equipment the other day... and he has none. Everyone insists that cats have small cocks and the cock they do have they hide, that seems like a load of horse feathers. Plus he's a fluffy cat so they told me it adds to the fact that it's small plus behind all the fur but my dick is bigger than his and I have a really small dick.
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Check to see if he is one input or she is two inputs.
And really, what the fuck difference does it make?
We all know you pulled its teeth so it couldn't bite your dick.
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He fuckin bites like a madman, I heard spraying him in the face with water will deter him from biting, I didnt have water so i spit in his face a couple times but he still keeps coming.
But anyway I specifically wanted a boy cat, I checked and there's no vag but theres no cock, theres something there but I dunno if its a hole or a whatever, the fuckin cats the size of a hotdog bun but still a little something.
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You're looking at where the little ballies used to be.
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mine or his? I haven't seen mine since the reagan administration.
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Ooooooo, pictures!
....of the cat please.
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Have you tried the tuna oil yet?
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if he's a boy you'll see little balls, eventually. and if you catch him in a particularly pleasurable cleaning moment you might see a teeny weeny little lipstick pop out. but if he's real young and extra fluffy it'll be hard to see...
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Remember the time your negligence killed that little defenseless kitten? Good times
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I think i'm gonna wet him down tonight and part the hair and really check.
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get him fixed or hes gonna spray. and it fucking stinks
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yeah, he's right - I forgot to mention that this weekend. The stink is rancid, especially in the summer.
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maybe he keeps biting because you keep poking his balls
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Goatweed Wrote:yeah, he's right - I forgot to mention that this weekend. The stink is rancid, especially in the summer. by spray you means cum or farts?
If farts, then why would getting him fixed make his farts less stinky? Unless cats fart through their dicks and then I am even more confused.
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it's how they mark their territory
Spray consists of urine mixed with a viscous, fatty material whose extraordinary pungency has been most charitably characterized as ""musky,'' although more colorful terms have also been used.
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the smell is putrid. trust me. and no matter how hard you try, it's impossible to get rid of - I mean you can use industrial strength cleaners, or bleach - but then it smells like those which are even worse.
get him snipped.
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I have cats. now i have even more in common with snookums!
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.
Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
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you guys should share your smack needles
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I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
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awww, don't make me cry now...snookums
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