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I lied
#1
I told my boss that I had to leave work early to "help my sister with something", when in reality I had my fantasy football draft.
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#2
Hey...you did what you had to do.

I had the same uncle die 3 times, 3 different jobs, to get off work. First time it was for real, and the story was so good I decided to use it as a keeper just incase.
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#3
that should be a legitimate reason to skip work, damnit
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#4
how's your team?
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#5
pretty good I think

14 teams
1 point per reception
25 yards per passing point
10 yards per rushing/receiving

QB: Hasselbeck
WR: Javon Walker (41st pick!), Darrell Jackson
RB: Dom Davis, Kevin Jones
TE: Shockey
WR/RB: TJ Huzamandech
D: Pitt
K: Janikowski
Bench: Willie Parker, Antonio Bryant, Aaron Brooks, and a bunch of backup RBs
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#6
No surprise that you lied. It's usually second nature to people like you.
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#7
he has proven that here many times
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


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#8
oh, the irony. i'd trust galt over your twisted reality any day.
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Gooch Wrote:oh, the irony. i'd trust galt over your twisted reality any day.
thats because you have been fooled by his lies. your soft headedness has never been in question.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
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#11
you have a pretty solid team for a 14 team league, but i think you can do better than TJ at your flex position.
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#12
league counts receptions, so TJ is pretty damn good.

Thought I'm starting Parker for the first few weeks
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#13
How many rounds was the 14 man league draft? I know i want to shoot myself half way through a 10 or 12 round one.
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#14
16 rounds. Took 2 hours. It was so horribly painful.

However, since I was picking on the end, I could just make my pick and walk away from the computer for 10-15 minutes at a time.
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#15
live drafts are worse because you get to look at the stupid faces of the one or two dicks who take 10 minutes to make a pick
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#16
Two hours?? Jeez, my 10-team draft is tonight and I set my hair apptmt for an hour and a half later. Now IO'm worried I won't be done in time.
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#17
2 hours = 120 minutes
Z = Rounds of Suzie's draft

14*16 = x = # of picks in Galt's draft
120/x = y = minutes per pick in Galt's draft
y*10z = approximate minutes of Suzie's draft

Plan accordingly




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#18
live drafts are way more fun. we verbally abuse people who dont pick quickly.
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#19
next 2 nights i'm waiting on draft parties. tomorrow's a prepaid open bar, i'm so looking forward to abusing them all.


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#20
just keep repeating that to yourself
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
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