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GonzoStyle Wrote:Keyser Soze Wrote:i could set up a chair and munch box for a week, its my second favorite thing to do after fucking. i like eating her out from behind, especially in a 69 position. thats my pleasure! hygeine wise, do you go down on a girl after you blow a load in her? And vice versa do the ladies mind sucking dick after its been inside them? I never suck dick after it's been inside me. I just don't like the taste of rubber.
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Prude.
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Prudent. Rubber must taste like shit. I prefer going down on the chick more so then having her teeth scape my tool. Shaved or waxed boxes always get more play then hairy scarier boxes. Hair traps the stench that everyone can do without.
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When you're having a marathon fuck and you actually stop to think "hey this tastes like rubber" then you're retarded.
The End.
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i find this kind of talk offensive and naughty. stop it right now!
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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I don't think so.
I made them wash their weiners...ok it was only one time it happened.
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Danked Wrote:Giving her pleasure is priority, not because I expect something in return, but it does open the door for a return favor in the future. I usually take my time warming a lady up before sex and oral sex on her is part of the foreplay sometimes. Not always necessarily, but it's important to me that sex is not just about me busting my nut and rolling over to sleep for the night.
I did have a girl that was "not so fresh" down below, but I still went through with it, admittedly not with much gusto or as long as I normally would have. The second time and last time on her I kept a piece of gum in my mouth to alleviate some of the.... flavor. Fortunately, I've never encountered a fierce jungle of pubic hair. I don't think I could deal with that. Brings up another interesting question, with foreplay and oral, how long is good enough when doing down on a woman? My personal worst was about 90 seconds cause it was like diving for rotted fish in a barrel full of 3 day old shit thats been left out in the sun. My personal best is 45 minutes and she came about 4 times, it tasted like strawberries, wonderful girl and I was glad to do it. But on average i'd say 10 minutes I feel is good enough for foreplay sake and her pleasure. I personally am do it to please her, I can't say I overly enjoy the actual act of licking the clit and making come hither motions with my finger but I enjoy getting her off, plus it makes up for being white, fat and jewish hence having a miniscule phallus.
It's a little simpler with guys I believe though but even so, whats the limits for the women on suckin the cock? Plus the few women whom did answer, actually answer the original question as well, why do you perform oral sex?
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Why?
Because it gets me off to get them off, simple enough.
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I like giving head, but anything more than 20 minutes is absolutely retarded. Sorry - end of story.
As far as smells, balls can stink. Sweat and laundry detergent isn't a good combination.
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The first time I ever had a near hairless pussah, she was 17 blond, blued eyed and a weakness for beer. The wispy hairs on her snatch barely held the lovely aroma of goodness within. Ate it forever and lost count of how many times she exploded and squirted her love juices all over my face.
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It should be a universal thing, whoever's place you go back to...before the antics start up you both use the bathroom, whether it be to pee or whatnot.
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That's another thing I won't go for, the after pee head. Fucking absolutely gross.
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Yeah, that's the line in the sand.
Also, the after sex pee for females...once that happens im either taking a shower before starting something again or that's it.
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That in itself is gross.
New Rule: Don't go down after sex, fin.
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so I take it you girls don't enjoy the golden showers.
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urine is actually the most sterile thing that your body produces. thats why its good for jellyfish stings.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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I don't think i like that rule.
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my uncle whenever he had some eye infection he'd dunk a teabag into some of his urine and put it on the eye or eyes and gosh darnit if it didnt clear up the next day, thankfully i've never had to test this procedure.
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GonzoStyle Wrote:so I take it you girls don't enjoy the golden showers. I can tolerate some dirty stuff but pissing on my face is just degrading.
Unless i get to pee on theirs.
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I don't like any body fluids. I've swallowed my fair share of cum but it was for someone I loved.
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