The unwritten rules of riding the elevator

[Arpikarhu]

I dont like this whole "let the ladies off first" bullshit either, I mean if its only a few people on the ride then fine but when its easier for me to get off first then I will. Why should I move over to the side to let YOU off, all the while forcing myself on the guy next to me and creating a weird situation.

Also, letting out a silent but killer gasser is always fucking funny.

agreed.

also I hate the asshole neighbors who I know and they know, they get off before me but they won't move to let me get in the back of the elevator and then create that whole weird thing where you don't know to move left or right and then you decide to go left and asshole moves in the same direction and before you know it, they missed the stop and yell at you.

insert "gonzo fitting into the elevator with other people" joke here:



I would but I dont do that shit anymore

[Suzie]

I HATE men that wait for ladies to get out of the elevator first, eve if they start out standing closer to the door. Fuck chivalry, it's just a ploy to check out my ass.

[GonzoStyle]

no, no it's not.

[GonzoStyle]

I dont like this whole "let the ladies off first" bullshit either, I mean if its only a few people on the ride then fine but when its easier for me to get off first then I will. Why should I move over to the side to let YOU off, all the while forcing myself on the guy next to me and creating a weird situation.

Also, letting out a silent but killer gasser is always fucking funny.

agreed.

also I hate the asshole neighbors who I know and they know, they get off before me but they won't move to let me get in the back of the elevator and then create that whole weird thing where you don't know to move left or right and then you decide to go left and asshole moves in the same direction and before you know it, they missed the stop and yell at you.

insert "gonzo fitting into the elevator with other people" joke here:



I would but I dont do that shit anymore

you are doing it

you did it twice in this thread alone

and you're as lame and predictable as ever.

keep up the bad work.

[Arpikarhu]

but i didnt!!

jeez!

i cant win.

[crx girl]

I dont like this whole "let the ladies off first" bullshit either, I mean if its only a few people on the ride then fine but when its easier for me to get off first then I will. Why should I move over to the side to let YOU off, all the while forcing myself on the guy next to me and creating a weird situation.

Also, letting out a silent but killer gasser is always fucking funny.

i never really noticed that happening, that is kinda stupid.

and yeah, i like to do that too, but only as i'm about to get off...

[GonzoStyle]

you fart in the elevator?

eeeewwwww, girls aren't supposed to fart.

[crx girl]

sorry, i forgot which board i was on.

[Arpikarhu]

i still feel bad that something i said upset gonzo. it wasnt intentional.

[GonzoStyle]

it didn't upset me but you're doing the same thing except you've simplified it by not even making the effort to make up the joke. If you're gonna do something, do it right or don't fuckin try.

[Arpikarhu]

I was trying to point out that the joke was in my head but i wasnt going to post it cause i am trying to not be so negative.

LOVE ME!!

[GonzoStyle]

if you were trying not to be negative then you wouldn't have posted it at all, you even suck at that.

[Keyser Soze]

same great hate, but less filling.

[Arpikarhu]

if you were trying not to be negative then you wouldn't have posted it at all, you even suck at that.

you are right. i suck.

[GonzoStyle]

you've gone from hack to someone who is a hack at being a hack.

[Arpikarhu]

at least i am someone!