Train your kids when they are young - Suck it!!! i said suck it!!!!!!&#3

[JIMMYSNUKA]

Thats right all you parents of the board. I say train your kids when they are young. when you think they have their sucking abilities at their peak....hand em over to me and i will see what they got.

[Silera]

I breastfed both my boys for seven months, they're pro's.

[JIMMYSNUKA]

yeah but it doesnt take much effort to suck milk out of little nubs. much better sucking power from lillipops and fists.

[Luna]

How about a Baa-Baa...think that might work, Snuka?

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[Metalfan]

Hmmmmmmm...I think my son is a bit young for this program, and my daughter a bit too old. Besides, don't you realize 1-year olds like to bite Snuk?

[JIMMYSNUKA]

yes i do metal...and what is wrong with that????

send your kids on over bro :thumbs-up:

[Metalfan]

damn, ya know what....your neighborhood just doesn't show up on any map I can find....sorry Snuka, I'll have to stay with my current sitter....maybe if I have another kid :thumbs-up:

I bet Grump will sign up though

[JIMMYSNUKA]

grump is MIA....i can always locate you there metal...no problemo there. ill even coat my shaft with honey so if your kid has a sore throat it will make it all better. hell i'll even have a beer with ya at the same time :toast:

[Grumpy]

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I had to jimbo. You're startin to scare me. You come within 5 miles of my town and I have the right to shoot in your balls. No , Really! I found a cool judge that would sign it that way.

[OAS]

I breastfed both my boys for seven months, they're pro's.

One's gotta repect a strict training regiment. :lol:

[PollyannaFlower46]

Why not just have them suck on cocktail franks...that's about your size right? :-p

[JIMMYSNUKA]

Why not just have them suck on cocktail franks...that's about your size right?

it is a given that when someone you think is close to you says "i keep secrets very well" it's usually a lie. you didnt complain though...you said you liked that fact you could fit my rod and an entire subway sandwich into your mouth at the same time. i just thought the first bitch who said i was small was a slut. but alas it is true...polly isnt and she confirmed my fate. :-(

[PollyannaFlower46]

I only said you were small to ensure that I'd be able to get more helpings without having to taste the others on you.... ;-)

[JIMMYSNUKA]

there is no "others" LOL.....thanks for trying to gimmee some credit though. all yours :loveya:

[GonzoStyle]

oh jimmy you sick eff!!!

[Keyser Soze]

why is grumpy celled?

[The Sleeper]

it's amazing how unreadable these threads were

[diceisgod]

LOL

[GonzoStyle]

why is grumpy celled?

cause he's so wacky!

I miss the good old short bud days.

[Goatweed]

this thread saddens me.