11-16-2005, 05:30 AM
So my roommate found this site and we've been reading everything on it for a few hours now.
Chuck Norris Facts
Mr. T Facts
Vin Diesel Facts
Few of my favorites:
Chuck Norris only has sex with AIDS infested women to..."Put the sport back into it"
Chuck Norris once ate 9 bullets and they lodged in one of his massive chocolate loafs. We now call that chocolate loaf 50 Cent.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
Crop circles are Vin's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.
Vin Diesel once beat Super Mario Bros 3 without even touching his Nintendo controller. He just yelled at his TV in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich, and the game beat itself out of fear.
When Vin Diesel does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
When Mr. T arrived in Pittsburg, he renamed it Pitysburg. When Mr. T arrived in Secaucus, he renamed it Baracus. And when Mr. T arrived in Delaware, he threw it into the Atlantic Ocean.
Originally the A-Team was named T-Team and consisted of Mr. T and six of his genetically engineered clones driving around in a van made of pure gold. Producers changed the format after every criminal known to man was killed in the pilot episode.
If you look right into Mr.T's eyes for more then quick two second bursts, you will crap out your internal organs in alphabetical order
As you can see this is awesome.
Chuck Norris Facts
Mr. T Facts
Vin Diesel Facts
Few of my favorites:
Chuck Norris only has sex with AIDS infested women to..."Put the sport back into it"
Chuck Norris once ate 9 bullets and they lodged in one of his massive chocolate loafs. We now call that chocolate loaf 50 Cent.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
Crop circles are Vin's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.
Vin Diesel once beat Super Mario Bros 3 without even touching his Nintendo controller. He just yelled at his TV in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich, and the game beat itself out of fear.
When Vin Diesel does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
When Mr. T arrived in Pittsburg, he renamed it Pitysburg. When Mr. T arrived in Secaucus, he renamed it Baracus. And when Mr. T arrived in Delaware, he threw it into the Atlantic Ocean.
Originally the A-Team was named T-Team and consisted of Mr. T and six of his genetically engineered clones driving around in a van made of pure gold. Producers changed the format after every criminal known to man was killed in the pilot episode.
If you look right into Mr.T's eyes for more then quick two second bursts, you will crap out your internal organs in alphabetical order
As you can see this is awesome.
I hold the dubious honor of being the only person never modded who has also never been to a party who in the past had a shared account with a vegetable reference that has had consensual sex with a woman who wasn't from the board that also knows what >) means and remembers the end of the golden age.
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