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New Jersey Seeking New Slogan
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The NJ Governor has asked residents to come up with a new New Jersey slogan.

Call to action.

These are a few of the ones collected....

Its next to New York.
Its better than you think.
MMMMMMM Chemicals.
Three quarters of our state is really nice.
You got a problem with that?
How you doin?
It always smells like this.


Come up with your own.....
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As seen on the Sopranos!
Invite a todos sus muchos primos mexicanos.
Keep right except to pass, you motherfuckin' out-of-stater!!!!
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#3
We got jughandles!
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#4
Where Staten Islanders go to die.
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#5
Pork Roll, Egg, and Cheese by day, Disco Fries by night.
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#6
At least we're not Delaware.
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#7
Come to New Jersey or We'll Bust Your Kneecaps.
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#8
The secret ingredient is corruption.
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#9
Wheas my Cheesebawllz?
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Now you can tell some lies about the good times that you've had
but I've kissed your Mother twice and now I'm working on your Dad.
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#10
We have gay americans here.
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#11
NJ, where retards get sexual assaulted.
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The spooks come out at night.
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#12
As seen on Aqua Teen Hunger Force!
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#13
Tequila Joe's
5 Atmospheres
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#14
Toll up ahead.
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Hawt Baux Wrote:Wheas my Cheesebawllz?
that gets my vote
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#16
acid wash jeans capital of the world
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


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#17
if you fear the stress of living in the city is going to lead you to having another stroke, move here!
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#18
Arpi lives here!


(ok maybe thats not a good way to attract people)
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#19
Welcome, all! Niggers too!
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#20
trashy broad central

if you like a guido in a tank top, Jersey is your state

new jersey, property taxes is our middle name
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
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