Short bus rules!!!!!!!!!!! - Here is the lowdown.

[GonzoStyle]

You had their asses? I am jealous now.

[Bag of Shit Howie]

Women who come in here and try that "oh you wont make fun of me cause I flirt and everyone thinks im hot" attitude will be humiliated.

God damn...A-fucking-men!! This section of the board is hereby being commandeered in the name of filth, bad taste, dead relatives, filthy women, raped relatives, sex with pets, Ladi's filthy snatch, Grumps abomination of a mother, STD's, AIDS, Hating KFC/Tenbatz, TFEC's never-ending quoting of the O&A show, Non-Ass-Kissing of Ex-O&A castaway MODS, goofing on people of every ethnic background, douchebags who love to have board parties, Ladi's never-ending rot festering between her legs and whining scumbags who live their lives through message boards!!

I haven't posted in 7hrs. because Grumps little sisters have been playing the "Human Comb" with their teeth on my pubic lice.....done a damn fine good job!! And they clean up nice too!! Must have learnt it from their mother..lol!!

With that said....if any of you panty-waisted, bible-thumping, live your life through a message board douchebags have a problem with any of this shit....STAY THE FUCK OUT OF THE SHORT BUS!!



Edited By Bag of Shit Howie on July 25 2002 at 02:27

[GonzoStyle]

What if I really am hot?

[Bag of Shit Howie]

I wish a KFC ass raping in your future...that is, if he's not busy with Grumps mom..lol!!

[NaughtyAngel]

was a thread really necessary?
i think this was just your excuse to spread your new virus to us all
shame shame shame snuka

luckly ive come prepared

[Bag of Shit Howie]

Hey Naughty...isn't that the same suit your Boyfriend wears when you decide to peel off those grey panties of yours?? I know it's effective against the horse-flies, but what about the gnats??

[JIMMYSNUKA]

LOL....CBH...you forgot to let everyone know she started out with no panties. she just gave an individual fly a single run of thread. with all of them flying around they wove her a nice flithy set of panties.

[Bag of Shit Howie]

Yeah, made her a pair of panties out of the tape worm they started pulling outta her ass!!

[JIMMYSNUKA]

for the wasteband they used one of the hairs that is out of reach from the razor growing at the top of her ass crack. she always dismissed it as a loose thread at the cuffs of her pants. the hair grew so long it could now orbit the earth. just have to brush all of the mites off it first.

[OAS]

Look at Howie having visions of crusty panties on his birthday. Isn't that sweet.

[NaughtyAngel]

thats why i only wear one pair of panties
i think i only change them every 5 years, as often as i go to the doctor

[Grumpy]

Snuka - you rule bro. This is what the short bus is all about. Feelings? we have none. Rule? fuck em. If you want lovey-dovey hug me, look at me crap, go play in the pit or better yet, go to RF. While you're there, stick your tongue up GVAC's ass. Tell him Grumpy sent you.

Yesterday was a good start at getting the bus rolling again. Some people ::coughcoughKencoughcough:: seemed to have thought they play in here and not get abused.......bbbzzzzz....wrong, asshole....think again.

Speaking of the 3 day old douche drinker, where is Ken? I found some medication he may like.

[NaughtyAngel]

While you're there, stick your tongue up GVAC's ass.

OO OO ILL DO IT!!!!!!!

[Grumpy]

amy - you'd do anything involving your tongue and man ass. Even if it was Ken.

[NaughtyAngel]

im insulted
my tongue shudders in the mention of that mans name

[Grumpy]

mention of that mansname

You're actually assuming he's a man? LMMFAO :rofl: Now that's teh funney of the day! Amy wins!

[NaughtyAngel]

im glad ya chuckled midget
:poke:

[Hey Ladi]

Don't do it. Last time a lobster clamped onto my tounge & somthing else spit in my eye... was kinda acidy & burned. I was winking like Tfec's balloon knot at a sailor.

[Bag of Shit Howie]

TFEC's Gay!!! I hate KFC, Snuka's sig makes me hungry, I still taste moss bunker after my date with Ladi last night......killed 32 crabs and my balls still itch...it's 1am and i can't sleep!!