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...is taking a shit. I maybe shit like every three days and it's like the size and shape of a baseball. (Before i was a heroin junkie, I used to shit like every other day, like clockwork).
It's gotta be as painful as childbirth. My eyes tear up, my ass bleeds, it's hurts like...like....like SHIT!! <span style='font-size:7pt;line-height:100%'>(boom!)</span>. But anyway, I haven't taken a dump in like a week and I'm dreading it.
I suggest you all try this. It's a facsinating experience!
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i never understood how someone can go more than one day without shitting. i shit like twice a day
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yeah, shitting is the worst, man
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Eat more fruits and vegetables or eat more bran.
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cook up a batch right beforehand and you won't even realize it.
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Quote:it's hurts like...like....like SHIT!!
Yet in all the pain and drug use, your humor is still in tact.
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The only posters we have left are druggies, perverts, and prostitutes.
Maybe we should become a substance abuse messageboard, but instead of condemning it, we flaunt it and tell little kids drugs are cool.
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I was actually running the idea of a Ben Affleck fansite by Goatweed this weekend, everyone loves Ben!
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Danked Wrote:Maybe we should become a substance abuse messageboard, but instead of condemning it, we flaunt it and tell little kids drugs are cool. They're not?
I take/use 'drugs' because of a medical condition. What's your excuse?
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My heart is pained by the fact that I will never be Ben Afflecks best friend, so I ignore the pain with drugs.
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I smoke pot because I like being stoned.
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Danked got me stoned one time and I nearly died, true story.
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Just once?
You must be allergic to it, pussy.
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I'm still not totally sold on Affleck - sorry.
And I'm a pervert? COOL!!
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great thread!!
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Goatweed Wrote:I'm still not totally sold on Affleck - sorry.
And I'm a pervert? COOL!! Affleck is not just a man he is THE man and you know it.
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i pooped today and it wasn't really bad at all. But I feel as though there is much more to come; it was merely a precursor turd.
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Danked Wrote:The only posters we have left are druggies, perverts, and prostitutes.
Maybe we should become a substance abuse messageboard, but instead of condemning it, we flaunt it and tell little kids drugs are cool. I do not fall into any of those groups.
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