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i am a sales god
#1
DIG goes green soon to be purple
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#2
I assumed you were unemployed.
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#3
Fool!
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#4
Actually, a lot of drug users are both employed and considered respectable members of society!

Right, DIG?
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#5
Yes, employed
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#6
would you like to supersize that for an additional 40 cents?

yes.

BOOM!
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#7
That watch costs more than you car. I made $970,000 last year. How much you make? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy? I don't give a shit. Good father? Fuck you! Go home and play with your kids. You wanna work here - close! You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you cocksucker? You can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get on a sit? You don't like it, leave.

So how's the coffee?
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#8
that's about right
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#9
fuck you, that's my name!!!
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#10
OH YEAH! WELL DID YOU JUST GO PURPLE FUCK FACE!
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#11
I am without a doubt a better sales god than you, don't even test that theory.
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#12
no i am indeed more full of shit than you
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#13
You aren't even in the same category of bullshit artist that I am, you may good but you'll always be second best as long as i'm around.
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#14
What do you sell? Houses? You might as well push around an apple cart. Sell software to a bunch of cheap fucking kike bankers then try to match bullshit with me.
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#15
I have sold pretty much everything under the sun my boy, when you can make a living selling shitty kitchen knives or vacuum cleaners... DOOR TO DOOR!

come holler at me.
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#16
I've been trained by the king. Check him out: http://www.intellworks.com/ronbook.htm
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#17
zig ziglar, is the only true sales teacher, everyone else is a phoney.
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#18
If your company ever gets the chance to bring lavine onsite tell them to do it. He'll blow you away he's so good.
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#19
shelly "the machine" levine!!!
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#20
I saw green to purple and got excited.

Alas, he was not talking about the infected track marks on his arm.
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Now you can tell some lies about the good times that you've had
but I've kissed your Mother twice and now I'm working on your Dad.
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