so i was browsing myspace for whores

[HedCold]

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who does she resemble to you?

[GonzoStyle]

oh no, dennis we can get you laid I promise!!!

[HedCold]

see what you all did to him!

[GonzoStyle]

I was only trying to help... from now own, his dick is my dick!

[Arpikarhu]

i looked before i read the rest of the posts and thought, "holy shit, dennis is a chick!".

then i read the first reply and blew a snot bubble i laughed so hard.

[HedCold]

i bet it happened because arpi had sex with him

[Arpikarhu]

my sexual experience with sleeper wasnt that great. the toilet seat kept jabbing me in the ribs.

[GonzoStyle]

i bet it happened because arpi had sex with him

he needs some POON!!!

[HollywoodJewMoses]

...denise

[GonzoStyle]

This explains all the times he abruptly leaves chat or signs off.

[The Sleeper]

yea i'm really a jewish lesbian with "more to love"

[GonzoStyle]

so when you say you're half jewish, it's literally your other half.

It all makes sense now.

[The Sleeper]

glad you could put 2 and 2 together

[GonzoStyle]

ZippyAidsFace (1:31:18 AM): I feel bad now
ZippyAidsFace (1:31:27 AM): I'm gonna message her now
The Clear sTuFF (1:31:33 AM): do it!
ZippyAidsFace (1:37:18 AM): right now I'm into decoupage which sounds gay ... and it is, yet strangely addicting
The Clear sTuFF (1:37:27 AM): i dont know what that is
ZippyAidsFace (1:37:38 AM): me neither
ZippyAidsFace (1:37:47 AM): it's from "denise's" profile
ZippyAidsFace (1:37:49 AM): ). I also have a new addiction - poker, but I really suck at it. I'm open to new ideas and I'm generally liberal. I hate drama, especially gay drama.
ZippyAidsFace (1:37:59 AM): thats dennis
The Clear sTuFF (1:38:05 AM): jajajajajahah
ZippyAidsFace (1:38:24 AM): Who I'd like to meet:
A girl who is funny and accepting of others. Weird is a plus. I would say someone who liked walks on the beach, but the beach is like an hour away and frankly I'm too lazy to drive there.
ZippyAidsFace (1:38:28 AM): A GIRL!
The Clear sTuFF (1:38:42 AM): aahhahahahahaha
ZippyAidsFace (1:38:44 AM): thats him
ZippyAidsFace (1:40:11 AM): He's Bess to me from now on
The Clear sTuFF (1:40:32 AM): can we get her on the board
ZippyAidsFace (1:40:47 AM): I'm writing the message now, I will send her a link.
ZippyAidsFace (1:43:59 AM): Dear Bess:

I know a guy who looks like he could be your twin, I always wanted to fuck him in the ass but that would be gay. So I figure if I fuck you in the ass and call you Dennis then it wouldn't technically be gay. But I'd like to fuck you in the ass, raw, since he doesn't have a vagina.

Get it?

So I can be in jersey in like an hour, name the time and place.

Also please don't forget to visit my message board

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Thanks
-Eddie
The Clear sTuFF (1:44:14 AM): holy crap.
ZippyAidsFace (1:44:21 AM): good?
The Clear sTuFF (1:44:41 AM): shes gonna freak out and die
ZippyAidsFace (1:44:57 AM): nah, dennis will expect it

[The Sleeper]

and to think, we already voted on thread of the year

[fbd]

it can be next year's

[Keyser Soze]

you're going to drive him over the edge.

[Mad]

Any email back?

[GonzoStyle]

From: Bess

Date: Dec 18, 2005 4:45 AM Flag spam/abuse. [ ? ]
Subject: Re:hey
Body: Dear Eddie:
This kid must look like a girl, so my advice to you is:
Tell your boyfriend to put on a dress, fuck him in the ass, and come the fuck out of the closet.
Your Welcome,
Bess

Ps. who the fuck are you?

[GonzoStyle]

my reply:

Seriously, you should come to the site.

we have a thread dedicated to how much he looks like you.
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but seriously, wanna hang out and and have sex in the butt?

you'RE Welcome
Eddie