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who does she resemble to you?

oh no, dennis we can get you laid I promise!!!

see what you all did to him!

I was only trying to help... from now own, his dick is my dick!

i looked before i read the rest of the posts and thought, "holy shit, dennis is a chick!".

then i read the first reply and blew a snot bubble i laughed so hard.

i bet it happened because arpi had sex with him

my sexual experience with sleeper wasnt that great. the toilet seat kept jabbing me in the ribs.

HedCold Wrote:i bet it happened because arpi had sex with him

he needs some POON!!!

...denise

This explains all the times he abruptly leaves chat or signs off.

yea i'm really a jewish lesbian with "more to love"

so when you say you're half jewish, it's literally your other half.

It all makes sense now.

glad you could put 2 and 2 together

ZippyAidsFace (1:31:18 AM): I feel bad now
ZippyAidsFace (1:31:27 AM): I'm gonna message her now
The Clear sTuFF (1:31:33 AM): do it!
ZippyAidsFace (1:37:18 AM): right now I'm into decoupage which sounds gay ... and it is, yet strangely addicting
The Clear sTuFF (1:37:27 AM): i dont know what that is
ZippyAidsFace (1:37:38 AM): me neither
ZippyAidsFace (1:37:47 AM): it's from "denise's" profile
ZippyAidsFace (1:37:49 AM): ). I also have a new addiction - poker, but I really suck at it. I'm open to new ideas and I'm generally liberal. I hate drama, especially gay drama.
ZippyAidsFace (1:37:59 AM): thats dennis
The Clear sTuFF (1:38:05 AM): jajajajajahah
ZippyAidsFace (1:38:24 AM): Who I'd like to meet:
A girl who is funny and accepting of others. Weird is a plus. I would say someone who liked walks on the beach, but the beach is like an hour away and frankly I'm too lazy to drive there.
ZippyAidsFace (1:38:28 AM): A GIRL!
The Clear sTuFF (1:38:42 AM): aahhahahahahaha
ZippyAidsFace (1:38:44 AM): thats him
ZippyAidsFace (1:40:11 AM): He's Bess to me from now on
The Clear sTuFF (1:40:32 AM): can we get her on the board
ZippyAidsFace (1:40:47 AM): I'm writing the message now, I will send her a link.
ZippyAidsFace (1:43:59 AM): Dear Bess:

I know a guy who looks like he could be your twin, I always wanted to fuck him in the ass but that would be gay. So I figure if I fuck you in the ass and call you Dennis then it wouldn't technically be gay. But I'd like to fuck you in the ass, raw, since he doesn't have a vagina.

Get it?

So I can be in jersey in like an hour, name the time and place.

Also please don't forget to visit my message board

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Thanks
-Eddie
The Clear sTuFF (1:44:14 AM): holy crap.
ZippyAidsFace (1:44:21 AM): good?
The Clear sTuFF (1:44:41 AM): shes gonna freak out and die
ZippyAidsFace (1:44:57 AM): nah, dennis will expect it

and to think, we already voted on thread of the year

it can be next year's

you're going to drive him over the edge.

Any email back?

Quote:From: Bess

Date: Dec 18, 2005 4:45 AM Flag spam/abuse. [ ? ]
Subject: Re:hey
Body: Dear Eddie:
This kid must look like a girl, so my advice to you is:
Tell your boyfriend to put on a dress, fuck him in the ass, and come the fuck out of the closet.
Your Welcome,
Bess

Ps. who the fuck are you?

my reply:

Seriously, you should come to the site.

we have a thread dedicated to how much he looks like you.
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but seriously, wanna hang out and and have sex in the butt?

you'RE Welcome
Eddie