To the members, from all of us.

[Hoon]

my crotch is a naturally occuring potpourri geiser.

see. god blesses conservatives.

[Keyser Soze]

i've seen pictures of luna, shes not very attractive.

[Ken'sPen]

you think I'm sexy though.... right?

[Keyser Soze]

all ive seen is that one of you bald and painted white, prob not your best moment.

[Ken'sPen]

are you confusing me with Gooch?

[Keyser Soze]

nope

[Ken'sPen]

It's like you aren't even trying to be amusing.

[Adolf]

he is, that's the sad part.

[Keyser Soze]

im not trying to be amusing, im completely serious.

[Ken'sPen]

you should get 5 Funny Cards everymorning.
And when they are all taken away from you for sucking, you are done posting for the day.

[Luna]

i've seen pictures of luna, shes not very attractive.

I'm an ugly bitch. I never stated otherwise.

[Adolf]

you should get 5 Funny Cards everymorning.
And when they are all taken away from you for sucking, you are done posting for the day.

Has anyone told you that you are not only charming and witty but also wise beyond your post count?

[Keyser Soze]

he never returned as a cat, so he's got that going for him.

[Adolf]

4 cards.

[Keyser Soze]

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[Goatweed]

he looks like he's gettin' his dick chopped off.

[Adolf]

he looks like he's gettin' his dick chopped off.

let's never talk on this subject, ever, forever ever.

[Keyser Soze]

you killed eddie, didnt you?

[Ken'sPen]

3 cards,
not even the interns are laughing.

[Adolf]

no....YOU killed him.



I hope I worked out the dramatic pause well enough. I was hoping for the drug commercial effect when the guy asks his kid where did he learn about drugs and the kid stops and cries... I learned it from you!!!

great commercial.