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when i am out at a bar, if i have to piss, i get up and turn to the person next to me and say, "i am going to the bathroom, need me to get you anything?"
guaranteed comedy gold!
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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my new bit is stealing things from people when I'm at the bar.
And pissing in the stairwell.
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post your tits,
and you can be rape fantasizer.
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My new bit is when my old friends meet my wife for the first time, I introducer her as my first wife.
And her response is:
'Yeah, Our divorce is pending though.
He never made good on the hardwood floors and flush toilet he promised to provide me before I accepted his proposal'.
You need a female partner people could believe you're involved with to pull off this caper, though.
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Arpikarhu Wrote:when i am out at a bar, if i have to piss, i get up and turn to the person next to me and say, "i am going to the bathroom, need me to get you anything?"
guaranteed comedy gold!
I thought your new bit was hating me. Unless, that's not a bit? 
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My new bit is pinching the bartender's nipple when I don't have enough for a tip. That way they'll punch me in the face, and I'll get away without leaving the bartender a tip!
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wow arpi still sucks, what a surprise.
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when you go to get a haircut tell the barber to take it all off but leave the ears
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I love you so fuckin much
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GonzoStyle Wrote:wow arpi still sucks, what a surprise.
we were doing the love thing before you left. dont spoil it now.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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I think I still hated you.
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no, you didnt.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.
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I take back my statement, we are in our love phase.
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the circle of love continues
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I love everyone, even hedcold.
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the polls say that your love is unreturned.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.
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my love is unconditional!!!
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