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GonzoStyle · 02-19-2006, 02:39 AM

did you know that the female clitoris has twice as many nerve endings as the head of the male penis.

Hoon · 02-19-2006, 04:12 AM

He's right. I've counted.

GonzoStyle · 02-19-2006, 04:14 AM

Did you know that if the male penis was proportional to that of a gorillas, our penises would be less than an inch long.

I'd be hung like a nigger if that was the truth.

Hoon · 02-19-2006, 04:31 AM

How much does the human head weigh, smartguy?

The Jays · 02-19-2006, 04:38 AM

I'm surprised he hasn't posted sitting at the poker table yet.

ehheyy, this fooking dealer, yo fellas, how much should I bet, I got a 2 and king?

GonzoStyle · 02-19-2006, 04:46 AM

Hoon Wrote:How much does the human head weigh, smartguy?

As the spine spends the signal to brain it shoots back a signal and then it arms the pelvic muscle and THRUST BOOM!!!

get the wire hanger.

Hoon · 02-19-2006, 06:03 AM

Casino Security: 'We're going to have to ask you to leave, sir'
Keyser: 'Eyyy, fuhck you, mooley!'
Casino Security: 'What's your name, sir?'
Keyser: 'Antny
Casino Security: 'Can you spell that, sir?'
Keyser: 'A.N.T.N.Y....... Antny'

TheGMANN · 02-19-2006, 06:09 PM

Keyser hit the HUNKA BUNKA after he made it big at the table.

GonzoStyle · 02-19-2006, 06:34 PM

eyyy dis fuckin broad over there, she wants my salseeeeeechAHHHHH

TheGMANN · 02-19-2006, 07:18 PM

Hey...My names Anthony

You smell me...I smell like garlic!

The Jays · 02-19-2006, 09:15 PM

He was IMing cocktail waitresses two at a time!

Keyser Soze · 02-19-2006, 10:36 PM

lost 400, my head hurts. wound up in the top suite at the 49th floor at the borgata though. some whale we met there took a liking to us and treated us like kings. we were eating lobster tails in the penthouse at 7am.

GonzoStyle · 02-19-2006, 10:40 PM

just like in the commercials for vegas, did you wake up with a donkey in the room?

Keyser Soze · 02-19-2006, 10:53 PM

the hooker could have passed for a donkey.

GonzoStyle · 02-19-2006, 10:54 PM

you fucked a hooker?

Keyser Soze · 02-19-2006, 10:54 PM

no, thats when i exited stage left and went to bed.

GonzoStyle · 02-19-2006, 10:55 PM

so who'd you fuck?

Keyser Soze · 02-19-2006, 11:01 PM

i struck out, my pimp hand was not strong this weekend.

GonzoStyle · 02-19-2006, 11:05 PM

did you take off your boots and put your feet on the table?

Keyser Soze · 02-19-2006, 11:17 PM

YOU FUCK ME UP IN THERE ILL STICK YOU IN THE FUCKING DESERT!!! YOU UNDERSTAND!?!?!

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