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It's was a madhouse from about 9am - 4pm today and my head was swimming by about 2pm. So I had to take a piss and I rushed over to the bathroom real quick and tried to clear my mind. Then as I open my eyes I notice that i'm pissing in the sink, I didn't even realize I was pissing in the sink. I figured, oh well fuck it and finished up.
Then when i walked out there was someone waiting outside but i think they got a clue of what I may have done because I didnt flush the toilet to cover my tracks.
I will now be the coffee spiller guy who pisses in the sink and walks around quoting random movies.
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how do you mistake a sink for a toilet?
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no you didn't
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I didn't even realize it, the sink is positioned right next to the bowl and like I said my head was allover the place. i was trying to figure out a bunch of things in my head and was just going through the motions and ended up pissing in the sink.
I gotta admit its much more convenient than the bowl, you save a bunch of time, i may start doing it more often. I just gotta remember to flush the toilet to cover my tracks.
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When i was little and my mom would wash me in the sink i'd pee in it.
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you ever piss in the shower?
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Anyways, aren't urinals pretty much on the ground?
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shower is a given, everyone has pissed in the shower.
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I mean routinely, like every time you take a shower?
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Keyser Soze Wrote:yeah i call bullshit
yeah I jerk off and take pictuires of my cum on the floor but this is beyond belief.
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Hawt Baux Wrote:Anyways, aren't urinals pretty much on the ground?
we don't have urinals, we have a bowl and the sink right next to it. you can rest your elbow on the sink when taking a shit, its that close.
Goatweed Wrote:I mean routinely, like every time you take a shower?
Only when I have to pee, i'm not getting out of the shower to piss, thats retarded.
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how fucking low is their sink that it could be mistaked for a toilet???
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GonzoStyle Wrote:Hawt Baux Wrote:Anyways, aren't urinals pretty much on the ground?
we don't have urinals, we have a bowl and the sink right next to it. you can rest your elbow on the sink when taking a shit, its that close.
where the fuck do you work, Alcatraz?
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Keyser Soze Wrote:how fucking low is their sink that it could be mistaked for a toilet???
i'm 6' 4" short stuff.
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Is it a handicapped bathroom?
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Hawt Baux Wrote:Is it a handicapped bathroom?
it's not like a public style bathroom, its like a bathroom you'd have in your home.
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take a picture of this bathroom with your phone
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Keyser Soze Wrote:take a picture of this bathroom with your phone
one step ahead, I gotta upload it though and not look weird doing so... or more weirder than I already do.
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