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#21
when i was 10 my older brother told me these involuntary spasms were spiders trying to get out after burrowing themselves in my skin overnight.

i got the last laugh though because now, he's fat & has kidney problems.
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#22
you showed him!
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


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#23
MY SUPERIORITY IS VEXING TO HIM!!
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#24
vex is such a great word
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#25
it is terribly under rated.

as is vituperating & rhutabega
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#26
and crepuscular. i love crepuscular.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.

That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.


GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.



Nominated for," 2005 poster of the year", by 4 out of 6 mods!
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#27
this is a picture of me and my brother just before my wedding.
he shaved off his mustache or you'd really get the full effect of his shabbiness.

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#28
gayer than gobots
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#29
he appears to be grabbing his crotch with his other hand.
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#30
he's holding his bad kidney
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#31
Hoon got married on a golf course?
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Now you can tell some lies about the good times that you've had
but I've kissed your Mother twice and now I'm working on your Dad.
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#32
you cant see it but im wearing plus four knicker pants and holding my tam cap behind my back.
the recption was a captain & crew tournament and since i was the groom, i automaticly won closest to the pin!
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#33
Did you punch your wife in the face when she missed the Windmill shot and blew the game?
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Now you can tell some lies about the good times that you've had
but I've kissed your Mother twice and now I'm working on your Dad.
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#34
she didn't play. she was too busy making loose meat sandwiches with the rest of the women at the 9th hole refreshment stand.
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#35
Hoon Wrote:this is a picture of me and my brother just before my wedding.
he shaved off his mustache or you'd really get the full effect of his shabbiness.

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you lying sack of crap... you told us all that was your wife! now it's your brother??
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#36
my shame, revealed.
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#37
Hoon Wrote:she didn't play. she was too busy making loose meat sandwiches with the rest of the women at the 9th hole refreshment stand.
wait... I thought that was JayO's (not theJays) wedding?
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#38
oops. my bad.... I keep forgetting that JayO was married in the trailer park not the golf course.
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#39
jayO's wedding was an uneventful 10 minutes at the county court building.
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#40
Hoon Wrote:jayO's wedding was an uneventful 10 minutes at the county court building.
HEY!
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