So When I Got Home From Work

[Hoon]

when i was single, my roomate used to finish work before i did and have some burgers and dogs on the grill when i got home. it wasn't really for me, it was just a guy thing.

but this was better because my wife lets me have sex with her after where as my roomate often put up a fight.

[Ronin]

but this was better because my wife lets me have sex with her after where as my roomate often put up a fight.

don't you have that backwards?

[Hoon]

no.

[Mad]

Your old roommate must have been related.

[Keyser Soze]

what celebrity does your wife resemble?

[Mad]

I'm guessing Rosie, pre-dyke days.

[Goatweed]

ew

[GonzoStyle]

Hoon probably has a really hot wife with a fucked up sense of humor and who is basically like one of the guys... but with a vagina, he's way too happy with life.

[Hoon]

she doesn't look like any celebrity that i can think of but she fucks like Belladonna!

[Keyser Soze]

sucks off another guy when you fuck her?

[GonzoStyle]

Let keyser see a pic so he can grade her, he's real good at that.

[Keyser Soze]

yes please

[GonzoStyle]

you should adapt the "finger scale" or the "toe scale"

[Keyser Soze]

foot factor

[GonzoStyle]

i'd cut off both my feet if god would let me fuck her.

[Ken'sPen]

boiling a brat is just wrong,
I'd smack her on principle.