So i'm the asshole.

[GonzoStyle]

I was talking about the cows cunt for breakfast, way to step allover it you fuck.

[Rooner]

You mean mommies cunt?

[GonzoStyle]

the moment has passed, I just don't feel it anymore...

[Rooner]

Im sorry sir.

[GonzoStyle]

I think we should take a look at where this relationship is heading.

[Rooner]

I thought it had about as much hope as my first marriage from the outset. But Im naturally pessimistic.

[GonzoStyle]

I CAN'T HAVE BABIES!!!

[Rooner]

How the fuck am I supposed to get you on welfare then?

[GonzoStyle]

I was gonna tell you, I swear but I figured we could adopt.

[Rooner]

Yeah, you were gonna tell me, when? When you made me feel I was a failure and it was all my fault?

YOU FUCKING WHORE SLUT BAG!

[GonzoStyle]

I CAN'T HAVE BABIES CAUSE I WAS BORN A MAN!!!

[Rooner]

Oh. My apologies for the name calling then.

[GonzoStyle]

you've treated me this way for too long, I won't take it anymore!

Go on now go, walk out the door!

[Rooner]

I aint going anywhere. I pay the bills here. You go.

[GonzoStyle]

wrong board, so now you can't even tell us apart!

I'm just another warm hole for you, to break up the boredom of your hand.

[Rooner]

Gooch, Gonzo, they sound so similar. It was an honest mistake baby, Im sorry. I was sleepy. I didnt mean it. He means nothing to me. We're just friends.

[GonzoStyle]

just say that all fat people look alike, you cold bastard.

[Black Lazerus]

i think gooch is skinnier than you now so he would not be considered fat.

[GonzoStyle]

I don't think so and judging by your recent pics you're joining the gorup there pudgy face.

[Rooner]

Im still svelt.