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I was on TV last night
#1
I was participating in a 9/11 conspiracy march downtown on Broadway at about 3PM

Honest to goodness.

My mother had no idea, I hadn't told her anything, and she sent me an email swearing that she saw me on TV, but thought that it couldn't have been me.
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#2
awesome.
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#3
talk to me when you become a famous TV personality.
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#4
can I talk to you long enough to get an autograph?
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#5
did you flash your boobies?
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#6
you shouldve told me, I wouldve met up with you for a beer or something.
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#7
Galt Wrote:talk to me when you become a famous TV personality.

Likewise, you damn smelly hipster.
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#8
The kooky thing is that I had no idea I was in the middle of a protest. I was walking from one of my offices to another, had my iPod on, and was just calmly walking through the sea of people.

After a couple blocks, I thought "wow, I can't believe how many people are on the street right now".

Then after a couple more blocks, I thought "this is ridiculous, what is going on?" So I looked to my left, 9/11 nut. The on my right, 9/11 nut. In front of me, TV camera. Deeper to my left and right, more loons, banners, screaming. All sorts of idiocy.

So I went across the street, and thought nothing of it.

Then my mother sent me an email me telling me she saw me on the news in the protest.
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#9
Galt Wrote:The kooky thing is that I had no idea I was in the middle of a protest. I was walking from one of my offices to another, had my iPod on, and was just calmly walking through the sea of people.

yeah, i am sure that's what the other people in the "protest" were saying.
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#10
Goatweed Wrote:you shouldve told me, I wouldve met up with you for a beer or something.

I am sure everyone here has heard that fucking lie before........
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#11
Goat drops roofie in your beer and your asshole burns for a month or two.
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#12
Thats what I have heard...
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#13
BirdyP Wrote:
Goatweed Wrote:you shouldve told me, I wouldve met up with you for a beer or something.

I am sure everyone here has heard that fucking lie before........

maybe BM, but I dont think anyone else works downtown - and if they do I'm not aware of it.

and it's no fuckin' lie!!
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#14
Mad Wrote:Goat drops roofie in your beer and your asshole burns for a month or two.

Galts a nigger?
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#15
I've heard Goat swings both ways, whites and blacks. No love for the red man though.
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Mad Wrote:I've heard Goat swings both ways, whites and blacks. No love for the red man though.

Once again, I get fucked. Wait, I dont get fucked. But I do. aww fuck it.
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#17
I dont dig red meat, sorry kemosabe.
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#18
Im well aware that you like yours well done. Racist.
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#19
it's not racist, I just fear teh salmonella.
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#20
I WASH MY ASS GOD DAMN IT!
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