The Next Best Thing Experience

[GonzoStyle]

so many cunts, so little cock.

[drusilla]

that sounds about right for the make up of this board

[GonzoStyle]

lots of teeny wee wees

[drusilla]

so sad

[GonzoStyle]

it's as feeble as when my uncle had a heart attack and the only help he had was a 3 and 5 year old.

[drusilla]

if my uncle had one i dont think he would even have that

[GonzoStyle]

they thought he was joking, so they started jumping around on the floor, imitating him.

Then he said "go call your mom" and they got scared and said "we'll be good papa!!"

I'm amazed he made it.

[faceman802]

I got my new cell phone from Fed Ex 5 minutes ago. I just had to tell someone

[GonzoStyle]

call me!!!

[faceman802]

I'm not wasting my minutes on you

[GonzoStyle]

that hurt, like you could never imagine.

[faceman802]

sorry, I had to say that, I didn't want to tell you the truth

[GonzoStyle]

the truth is that you can't figure out how to use it.

[faceman802]

It's sadder than that

[GonzoStyle]

you don't have my number

[faceman802]

no

[BirdyP]

That is sad

[GonzoStyle]

no

you can't get the phone out of the package

[faceman802]

I'm waiting for my wife to come home so we can open them together

[GonzoStyle]

wow....

that is so gay, I have no words for it.