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I am dedicating my soul to Satan
#1
It can't hurt. You can to, here: http://www.angelfire.com/empire/serpenti...TANIC.html
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#2
godspeed!
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#3
good luck with that
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#4
These people are serious as fuck too. They even warn you that they "are not responsible what happens if you summon demons per the instructions on this site!"

All I need is a silver bowl and a couple red or black candles and it's go time.
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#5
let me know if he picks up on the first ring
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#6
oh, now that was good. I'll give you that
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#7
nevermind...now that I look at that comment again, you aren't that good.
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diceisgod Wrote:These people are serious as fuck too. They even warn you that they "are not responsible what happens if you summon demons per the instructions on this site!".

I didn't realize that "problems caused by demon summoning" was something that you needed litigation protection against, but hey there's a disclaimer so it must be
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#9
DIG, get Satan to join the board. Thanks.
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#10
I'm not doing any soul dedication until I hear more about the 401k and the times at which I may draw pentagrams in the ground and sacrafice squirrels and assorted small wildlife.
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#11
wouldn't satan get more flock members by advertising on AOL or Yahoo instead of anglefire?
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#12
will there be pizza in hell?
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#13
Only if you call Domino's pizza.
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#14
well fuck satan then
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#15
That's exactly what Jesus said
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#16
i miss alkey
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#17
Jesus turned water into wine; Alkey turned beer into diverticulitis.
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#18
he's spreading the gospel of scott stapp at the temple of herberts billiard hall.
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#19
I'm not a big fan of these religions that have FAQs. I need one that has just a general objective and goal, other than wearing black and hanging out in the woods where all the kids go to smoke weed and drink beer.
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#20
i bet satan thinks they're a bunch of losers.
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