The Diceman is back....

[Gooch]

I find your inability to catch DIG's Darth Vader quote disturbing.

[Mad]

The force is weak with that one.

[Goatweed]

Dig, tear this show apart until you've found the funney and bring me the Diceman - I want him alive!

[The Jays]

someone better destroy the Lame Star

[Galt]

I got the reference. Doesn't change the fact that Dice is a pathetic fraud.

[drusilla]

MTV Comes To Brooklyn

Since the latest season of Laguna Beach was a total bomb, it's perhaps not surprising that MTV is looking closer to home for its newest series. Quoting from a Brooklyn Tech newsletter: "MTV's newest soon-to-be hit show is Brooklyn. The premise is to paint an accurate picture for America of what life is like for the average Brooklyn high school student." Okay, we admit we're more than a little excited. Scenes from the Fulton Mall! Exclusive barbecues in Prospect Park! Prom at the Brooklyn Marriott!

But why Brooklyn Tech? Well:

With a student body of 4,000, BTHS represents the many faces of teenagers in Brooklyn. Rich, poor, Asian, Black, White, Hispanic and everyone in between come here to learn. Since 1922, BTHS has been the home to everyone from bodybuilders to entertainers to noble laureates. Considered to be one of the best magnet schools in the country, BTHS is a cutthroat competition even before the year starts. BTHS has proven to be a golden free-of-charge opportunity: the first step onto a life of success.

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i went there for a year. that school is massive. classrooms are designated by wings & the auditorium is the size of radio city. i am very sure they will find some interesting characters at that school. maybe they'll clean it up a bit since the cameras are going to be all over the place.

[Keyser Soze]

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[Mad]

BORING.

[Keyser Soze]

i would have rather he talked about how his jacket is bedazzled.

[Mad]

The ex screaming at him maybe mildly amusing.

[Keyser Soze]

i think its entertaining just how seriously o'reilly seems to take andrew dice clay.

then again this is the same guy who did a serious interview with porn stars.