Now what?

[Goatweed]

kinda like Herpes.

[Rooner]

The gift that keeps on giving.

[Goatweed]

gift receipt plz.

[Rooner]

Sorry, no returns or exchanges.

[Goatweed]

I'll call Amex & stop the payment. I win.

[Rooner]

Fucker

[diceisgod]

You can't catch a break. You are a disaster.

[Rooner]

*bows*

[diceisgod]

The greatest & chiefest of calamities

[Rooner]

Is that an indian joke?

[diceisgod]

Now that I think about it, that was a brilliant coincidence. Actually it was a Hobbit reference but that is also in and of itself another one, shorty (or so I hear).

Anyway, some say I'm a pretty deep fella and sometimes chance perpetuates the image.

[Rooner]

We're still a good team you and I, me being the Sobel to your Vitti.

[diceisgod]

I am ignorant to this reference. Which comic book is it from?

[Rooner]

I didnt think it possible for you to be ignorant of a movie reference. Im shocked. My whole image of you is blown now.

[diceisgod]

I restrict myself to notable & good movies & not documentaries of the trials & tribulations of the Whatever tribe in central Canada who won't take the hint & fucking die out already.

[Rooner]

Savage

[Goatweed]

but you can't help but love him!

[Rooner]

but you can't help but love him!

*shame*

[Goatweed]

so are you gonna be his cigar holder or what?

[Rooner]

Hes gonna have to give me some weed, and we're good.