10-01-2003, 02:03 PM
I do love pineapple juice.
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10-01-2003, 02:15 PM
I've read that it's better for you than Orange Juice, and it tastes better IMO.
It also allegedly makes cum taste better, but I can't back that claim up.
10-01-2003, 02:35 PM
That's disgusting. You're a liar again plus I think you ruined pineapple juice for me.
10-01-2003, 03:14 PM
actually no, it's purported to be true.
I guess you don't swallow.
10-01-2003, 03:17 PM
In fact I have never had that fear-of-swallowing problem... I couldn't say why. I must be a loose, unmoraled woman. But I will not save splooge for my pineapple juice; it goes down straight or lands elsewhere.
10-01-2003, 03:27 PM
I didn't mean to drop a load in a glass of juice - drinking the juice is supposed to do something that physiologically changes the taste.
But now that you mention it, shooting it in a drink and having a woman chug it down is a pretty hot idea - thanks!
10-01-2003, 03:32 PM
You're welcome.
The thing about swallowing isn't so much the taste as the fact that it never really goes all the way down for hours. I drink Coke or something to try to dissolve it and brushing your tongue only helps so much. There's that hanging stringy feeling that lingers. It is foul.
10-01-2003, 03:35 PM
did you try Tang? I bet that would do the trick nicely.
10-01-2003, 04:45 PM
I'll let you know how it works after my honeymoon, which is coming up soon, because I'm going to be somebody's wife. I'm going to have a husband. I'm going to be a spouse, and life will veer into a downward spiral from there but before I go, I will rinse down my new husband's jism with Tang.
10-01-2003, 04:54 PM
Just fucking end it. You wouldn't be the first person to call off an engagement.
Why waste a miserable 5 years before you finally accept that you don't want to marry this person and have to go through a divorce, possibly ruining the life of a child or two?
10-01-2003, 05:06 PM
Quote:I will rinse down my new husband's jism with Tang remember, no ice! It'll just clump up.
10-01-2003, 05:06 PM
No kids, please. If there are offspring, I will bury them in the backyard no lie.
I am not sincerely worried about this marriage... we've been together off and on for 15 years. That's almost half my life. We're going to Vegas for a 10-minute hitch. My wedding is going to cost $40. Then I get a 3 week roadtrip honeymoon, woo hoo! Keyser, I will take many pictures of all the pretty sights and post them for you.
10-01-2003, 05:09 PM
wedding-night sex pics would be cool as well :thumbs-up:
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