Wrecking the car.
Yeah.
And certain people.
Splatterpunk Wrote:And no booze.
i hear that!
8 am on a monday when some BITCH wreaks your car.
true story.
yeah no booze and the weed man is on vacation
Hospitals, respirators, and DNR orders. Kidney failure, liver failure, dialysis, sepsis.
do you have one of those?
Whores suck, prudes don't.
Good distinction...prudes suck just not in the good way... :thumbs-up:
Quote:do you have one of those?
Indirectly, right now, I have all of them... but I have 'hospitals' firsthand, I guess.
I saw someone on a respirator for the first time yesterday and I was shocked... those things are supposed to be good, life-saving devices. Well don't be fooled. The tube is the diameter of a half-dollar and goes down your throat and disfigures your neck and the machine is fucking violent -- you don't get a sweet little airpuff, you get a bed-rocking blast.
I want to die a sudden, unanticipated death. Please, God, do not let me linger.
Make sure I'm dead. Your aim sucks.
Shit...
uicide:
farting after a really spicy meal and it burns your asshole