Turnons - What really turns you on?

[Lord Magus]

sheesh.. you describe two body-types that you really start to drool over and it turns into 20 questions
Let me put it this way..

The actress in Just Shoot me/The Stand/Quigley Down Under
OR
A little less "cut" than Trish Stratus

[Kid A]

That's just paying attention.

True, but if a chick is really good at hobbing knob, it's usually because she has practice. I just prefer to imagine that I'm the first guy that chicks have been with.

[Arpikarhu]

The actress in Just Shoot me/The Stand/Quigley Down Under

Laura San Giacamo

so you like gap toothed midgets with a mustache?

[IkeaBoy]

a couple of more turn ons

glasses (I don't remember if I said this but a chick with glasses is immediately hotter than a chick without)
red hair
grey eyes is my personal eye preference
black nail polish on a chick
long hair

[NaughtyAngel]

sorry ike, green eyes are so much better

[IkeaBoy]

maybe in your opinion, do you hav green eyes?

[NaughtyAngel]

do you hav green eyes?

yes i do

[IkeaBoy]

do you hav green eyes?

yes i do

so why do you care what eye color i prefer?

[NaughtyAngel]

do you hav green eyes?

yes i do

so why do you care what eye color i prefer?

i dont care what u prefer, i tell everyone that green eyes are the best

[Maynard]

I'm not a huge fan of nail polish on women. I like French Manicures. Black is cool looking though, but only if they have short nails.

[Kingpin]

i tell everyone that green eyes are the best

especially when you roll them around in your hands like dice. :eek:

[BeckyDC]

I'm not a huge fan of nail polish on women. I like French Manicures. Black is cool looking though, but only if they have short nails.

al natural look here. real nails..not incredibly long, light creme color.

[av8er]

Hmm...my turnon's are simple...female, breathing, vagina.

[Sluggo]

Hmm...my turnon's are simple...female, breathing, vagina.

You are so full of shit...
Your only requirement is moisture...
No pulse...ok
No vag...ok
Not even warm...ok
:fuggin:

[Rape Fantasizer]

dammit ants and rape stoppit, ur making me depressed
ILL FIGHT U FOR HIM RAPE!!!!!

LMAO I don't need to fight you for him Amy
"<font color=blue>Tigerdon74:</font> you're mine
<font color=blue>Tigerdon74:</font> hmm"

But if I did, I would so :punch: lol.

[FNMoron]

what's a turn on?

To feel her warm breath
on the back of my neck
To watch her smile crack
when I rub my fingers down her back
To feel her crumble like an November leaf
when I touch her feet
To feel her collapse in my arms
with fear of no harm
To make her feel adored
empowered and secure
To want her more than my own life
to want to make her my wife...

[82-1012268026]

A spade shovel... nice and clean so it makes a huge fucking 'CLUNK' when I hit that bitch.

[Sean Cold]

A spade shovel... nice and clean so it makes a huge fucking 'CLUNK' when I hit that bitch.

I'll pay you twenty and a sixer if you do that to your bitch! :bouncer: :real good:

[FNMoron]

A spade shovel... nice and clean so it makes a huge fucking 'CLUNK' when I hit that bitch.

I'll pay you twenty and a sixer if you do that to your bitch! :bouncer: :real good:

I'll roll up a fatty if i can tape it atan:

[Ants in My Pants]

Rape, if you post that quote one more time, I'm going to <strike>slap</strike> <strike>punch</strike> <strike>kick</strike> <strike>bite</strike> <strike>rape</strike> stop having sex with you.