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every year my girl and i write each other a valentines poem.
it always ends up being something funny instead of all gooey and mushy. this year i wrote a song:
EM D
A bright purple mango
C G
flies through the air,
EM D
A walrus named Hilda
C D
is brushing her hair,
EM D
chocolate covered ashtrays
C G
sit high on the floor,
EM D
my left shoe plays pinochle
C D
on a cold scottish moor,
EM D
a light bulb talks politics
C G
with senator d'amato
EM D
while icebergs in norway
C D
share a tomato,
EM D
this song is very stupid
F# A
and not what i want to say,
C D
it should say i love you
EM G
and that your an awesome lay
What do you think?
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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I think MayMay will love it actually. How cute, the first offical couple. Good, now we can spread rumours about you and shit!
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but what did you think of the song?
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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eh
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Funny shit, though, I thought it was funnier when they did this gag on friends.
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Rip an mp3 of it, post a link to it, and then i'll really be impressed.
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Keyser Soze Wrote:Rip an mp3 of it, post a link to it, and then i'll really be impressed. the free world should never hear me sing
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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Might I suggest a Haiku?
I love you more than
I can bear. Prepare for death.
Death is forever.
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:roflmao:
I'd go with Seph's
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Turkey for me, turkey for you.
Wanna eat my turkey in a big, brown shoe.
wannabe...
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Delicate frog
playing upon the road
cold breeze.
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i can write better songs.
that's an insult.
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IkeaBoy Wrote:i can write better songs.
that's an insult. suck it, i was short on time. i thought it was cute. oh well.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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Oh, I like turkey on Thanksgiving...
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I think the song will flow better if you take out the random letters you're going to have to sing every other line.
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Galt Wrote:I think the song will flow better if you take out the random letters you're going to have to sing every other line. i really hope that you are joking or i will be forced to kill you
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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Oh, I get it. It's a puzzle of some sort? Like a word jumble?
When she deciphers the code, you tell her what her real present is?
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Galt Wrote:Oh, I get it. It's a puzzle of some sort? Like a word jumble?
When she deciphers the code, you tell her what her real present is? i prefer Roarke so there! :p
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
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