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Adopt a donkey - Fuck yea
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It has always been a lifelong dream of mine to own a donkey, but alas, I didn't have the funds to do so. Well, I just found out I can adopt one. ROCK! I'm gonna adopt Willy D. And you should do your part as well.

Adopt a Donkey!
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#2
may i reccommend you don't go for a birmingham donkey, that place is a shithole. i think sidmouth's probably quite nice though :p :fucking:
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#3
Willy D. is a Leeds donkey. Ever been there?
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Daniel P is mine motherbitches
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#5
is it just me, or are megan and daniel P the same animal?

and kelly is mine, damnit
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i haven't been to leeds, but i'd imagine it's not much better than birmingham, i know people from there talk funny. i'm telling ya, sidmouth, anything ending with mouth is on the coast, so probaby a little nicer...
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Quote:i know people from there talk funny.

There's a shocker.
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#8
I was born in Stoke-on-Trent, England. I really don't remember what it was like there.
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#9
I'm going to rape mine.
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WhipThisFez Wrote:I'm going to rape mine.
yeah... and that'll be the only ass you ever get :roflmao:
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FNMoron Wrote:yeah... and that'll be the only ass you ever get :roflmao:
Overall score is 8.5 . He would have scored higher, but the Russian judge deducted a few points for the shakey dismount.
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Sephiroth Wrote:
FNMoron Wrote:yeah... and that'll be the only ass you ever get :roflmao:
Overall score is 8.5 . He would have scored higher, but the Russian judge deducted a few points for the shakey dismount.
that's it.... i'm going to the cdih olympic commitee to protest... that was a solid 9.75 performance....
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#13
i got dibs on donk dean.
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#14
"Tapestry" is mine.
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#15
You don't rent a donkey, you pay a donkey to leave.
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#16
I just want to know if the Birmingham Donkey's explode when they get near a church.
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#17
as long as you dont sing the high note in the song "loving you", the bomb on the donkey wont explode.
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Keyser Soze Wrote:You don't rent a donkey, you pay a donkey to leave.
Ahem...

Quote:They are also a focus for the child's affection. Even the most disturbed, agitated or withdrawn child is more relaxed when stroking or talking to the donkeys. A confidence shared with a donkey has no chance of being revealed as it can be with a human.

I will not stand by and allow anymore donkey bashing. Good Day Sir!
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FNMoron Wrote:
WhipThisFez Wrote:I'm going to rape mine.
yeah... and that'll be the only ass you ever get :roflmao:
Sheesh, talking about shooting a fish in a barrel. :p :lol:



Edited By WhipThisFez on Feb. 24 2002 at 3:33
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HyBriD Wrote:as long as you dont sing the high note in the song "loving you", the bomb on the donkey wont explode.
I know I know that reference, I just don't remember it right now. Where the fuck is it from?

Dostoevsky, right?
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