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Battle 3 - My Dad vs. Your Dad
Maynard Offline
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#1
03-06-2002, 05:57 PM
My dad vs. your dad.


My Dad
-My dad is 54.
-He's got alot of weight to throw around (literally, he's a fat man).
-He's well educated, he an excellent position as a music teacher (which makes him infinatly hip).
-He's also a semi-professional musician (only semi because he likes his teaching job) who plays all over the tri-state area.
-He can take a punch


Your Dad
-Your dad is gay
-He has no teeth
-He's unemployed
-He's a big poopie head








So clearly when we see them stacked up against one another, you can see that my dad is FAR better than your dad.
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03-06-2002, 06:02 PM
I don't understand the voting? (wow I feel old and from Florida right now) If I click MY Dad, does it mean my dad, or your dad?

Beside, my Dad is unhappy with his job right now, so i bet he'd enjoy taking up the anger at them out on someone. :bouncer:
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03-06-2002, 06:02 PM
I dont know my daddy. Sad
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03-06-2002, 06:03 PM
Hey Ladi Wrote:If I click MY Dad, does it mean my dad, or your dad?
WEll, I guess it's left to your interpretation.
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03-06-2002, 06:04 PM
Hey! My dad loves snatch! Honest!!
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03-06-2002, 06:06 PM
Quote:Your Dad
-Your dad is gay
-He has no teeth
-He's unemployed
-He's a big poopie head

You forgot -

Dead for 11 years ago as of yesterday.

Nice timing, fuckface :fuckoff:<font color=white>



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03-06-2002, 06:06 PM
JIMMYSNUKA Wrote:I dont know my daddy.
Jimmy's black?
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03-06-2002, 06:07 PM
JIMMYSNUKA Wrote:I dont know my daddy. Sad
That's cause you were spawned
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03-06-2002, 06:08 PM
IkeaBoy Wrote:
JIMMYSNUKA Wrote:I dont know my daddy.
Jimmy's black?
Ya never know! Wink
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03-06-2002, 07:13 PM
Hey Ladi Wrote:
JIMMYSNUKA Wrote:I dont know my daddy. Sad
That's cause you were spawned
I too always thought Snuka just spontaneously appeared. I imagined a dirty floor of the shower at the YMCA being his place of origin
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03-06-2002, 07:20 PM
your dad would win. my dad is 68 and out of shape. hes been retired for 4 years, all he does is lay on the couch and watch tv. maybe when he was younger he could have put up a fight, but now hes just a pussy. the only thing hes got going for him is his intelligence.
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03-06-2002, 07:23 PM
I will never reveal my origin. But. By looking at your status doc. You got what you wanted.

I have some cancer in my prostate. i hope you dont mind some blood in my kid creme.
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03-06-2002, 07:26 PM
JIMMYSNUKA Wrote:i hope you dont mind some blood in my kid creme.
Oh boy! That makes it like having sprinkles and hot fudge all in one :bouncer:
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03-06-2002, 08:27 PM
Your dad would so win...

My dad....

52....over weight, with arthritis....moans and groans all day and somehow teaches gym of all things in an elementary school....in fact, I would pay your dad to beat mine.
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03-06-2002, 08:30 PM
make your dad beat my dad so that i don't have to buy him a birthday present for tomorrow Smile
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03-06-2002, 08:33 PM
virgingrrl Wrote:make your dad beat my dad so that i don't have to buy him a birthday present for tomorrow Smile
You could just buy me a presant instead. :bouncer:
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03-06-2002, 08:34 PM
bah, your dad(my dad) would be the champ. he's like 45, played football and baseball, and still goes to the gym. and he's a fireman. :punch:
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03-06-2002, 08:52 PM
Your Dad---> :fucking: <---My Dad
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03-06-2002, 10:38 PM
My dad would so easily pound the living snot out of your dad.
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03-07-2002, 12:43 AM
Sluggo Wrote:My dad would so easily pound the living snot out of your dad.
PFFT!

Bring it bitch!
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