What do you do?

[lent]

I'm a computer science major at St. Johns University in Queens NYC.
On the weekends i work part time as a security guard.
Two days during the week i got to an internship in manhattan.

I want to get another internship possibly this summer while taking a few courses and work.
(i know its a lot)

I love working with computers. By the time i get out there should be jobs (2004). Though not bling bling dot.com jobs circa 1999-2000, but possibly Network security or Admimistration.

[Maynard]

EDIT: I worked as a bike messenger for a few years in the mid-90's. That was a kick-ass fun job but kinda rough on the body and sucked the big one in bad weather.

You have no idea how many times I've wanted to pull a Kevin Bacon and just drop the job and be bike messenger. Who knows. I still might do it.

[criticslovesnatch]

I'm a Government & Politics/Philosophy Double major at the University of Maryland. When i graduate i'm planning on going to law school, and as for right now i work part time at the performing arts center on campus, selling tickets to shows and ripping them at the door. 10 hours a week, 7 bucks/hour after taxes and shit...decent pocket money for the broke-ass college student.

[IkeaBoy]

i'm watching my recording of last night's Politically Incorrect with Bill Maher.

Oh wait, this isn't what are you doing right now.

I guess being a usual feedbacker on "Ron and Fez" is something I do, of course that doesn't really work on a resume. I don't really have any talents I can exploit.

[AdolescentMasturbator]

Ewww CLS is going to become a lawyer. Who says we kill him now before he's out in the wild.

[IkeaBoy]

Ewww CLS is going to become a lawyer. Who says we kill him now before he's out in the wild.

I'd thought you'd hate The Sleeper more.

[criticslovesnatch]

Ewww CLS is going to become a lawyer. Who says we kill him now before he's out in the wild.

wow almost 2 hours for a lawyer joke? you guys are slipping!

[PollyannaFlower46]

Who says we kill him now before he's out in the wild.

But can't we keep him as a pet?

[Arthur Dent]

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Ability to go "out like a light" not required but desirable. Seeking a true
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ROVING EATER
For national hotel chain. Travels incognito to various cities and eats
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HEALTHY PERSON
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BREATHER
For nursery greenhouse. Sits in easy chair inside greenhouse and
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Eight-hour shifts: night and weekend shifts available. The plants don't
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