How fucking worthless is ikea? - Like anyone would value his life

[WhipThisFez]

Sadly there isn't enough room for the correct answer

[Hey Ladi]

Ikea wins a puppy :bouncer:

[JIMMYSNUKA]

i like ikea...maybe its just because he has "boy" in his name

[Sephiroth]

WhipThisFez
Still a dick after all this time.

So.... Yeah.

[Keyser Soze]

personally i think fez is far more worthless for starting this thread, far far more worthless times infinity squared to the power of infinity plus infinity

[IkeaBoy]

What did i do this time?

[Arthur Dent]

Ikea is alright.

I mean, it's massed produced, cookie cutter furniture with no personality, but it's cheap and functional. I mean, anyplace you can go and furnish your whole apartment for under $2,000 is a good thing right?

[Luna]

I second that, Ladi.....

Another puppy for Ikea.




Edited By LunaBabe on April 16 2002 at 11:58

[Hey Ladi]

And when I see the perfect little table, in the shape of a ying-yang, I have to get it.

[Keyser Soze]

Ikea's shit breaks easily.

[Arthur Dent]

And when I see the perfect little table, in the shape of a ying-yang, I have to get it.

If I ever buy a house, I'll get an extra large garage so I can set up a workshop and make my own furniture. My grandfather did that as a hobby after he retired. A ying-yang table would be pretty easy.

[Hey Ladi]

Home was a condominium on the fifteenth floor of a high-rise, a sort of filing cabinet for widows and young professionals. The marketing brochure promised a foot of concrete floor, ceiling, and wall between between me and any adjacent stereo or turn-up television... a foot of concrete was important when your next-door neighbour lets the battery on her hearing aid go and has to watch her game shows at full blast. Or when a volcanic blast of burning gas and debris that used to be your living-room set and personal effects blows out your floor to ceiling windows and sails down flaming to leave just your condo, only yours, a gutted charred concrete hole in the cliffside of the building.

[Arthur Dent]

I haven't even read the book and I know where that one's from. :bouncer:

[Hey Ladi]

{} (that's the same thing I was going for with the table comment.)

Is the book called something else?

[The Sleeper]

I was wondering where Fez went off to.

[Arthur Dent]

I'm confused. Feels nice. :crackhead: :crackhead:

[WhipThisFez]

I was wondering where Fez went off to.

I tend to lose consciousness for days on end

[virgingrrl]

i don't think ikea is worthless.

[Grumpy]

I think VG is the shizza of my nizza

[WhipThisFez]

I think grumpy's toes are that rotten in real life.