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The one liners game - What to say in a fight?
#41
ET went home. Your ass is mine now bitch!

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Drunk toothless redneck in a Walmart
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#42
(YES!! sputtered on the launchpad a little, but we have liftoff!!)

"You weren't such a bitch in E.T.!!" -edit, dangit, the midget beat me, too slow!!
ok..
"Shouldn'ta pissed me off, now you lose that last tooth!!"
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About to clobber someone with a Yo-Yo



Edited By Lord Magus on April 18 2002 at 2:25
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#43
(to the DTRIAW) "Name's Ash, Housewares"

Movie theater concession person
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#44
Quote:Drunk toothless redneck in a Walmart

I don't give a fuck if OAS is your daddy.......the shit is on!

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squeegie guy in times square
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#45
would you like your ass beating with or without butter

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Kiano Reeves
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#46
"Watch in mister, or I'll smother you in buttery flavoring."



Gurmpy's mom's snatch
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#47
"look, the Milkduds are right here! TASTE MY PAIN BITCH!!"
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Keenan Ivory Wayans
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#48
Quote:squeegie guy in times square

How would you like to have that handle stuck up high enuff to tickle your tonsils

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Maymay and his gay friends at a bar
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#49
I'm gonna slap you with Hosp's lap and give you a taste of your own medicine!!

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Mayor Bloomberg
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#50
Quote:Maymay and his gay friends at a bar
you thought Matthew Sheppard had it bad?

a guy selling apples
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#51
Quote:Mayor Bloomberg
Ever gotten your ass beat down...on weed? Once again, a guy selling apples
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#52
i'm gonna squeeze your eyeballs and make juice out of them

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maymay's mom and dad during a drunk fight
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#53
How bout THESE apples?? (you knew that was coming)

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Bernie Goetz
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#54
Quote:Mayor Bloomberg
Who the fuck are you and why should I care?
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G. Dubbya Bush
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#55
read my lips, my dad can kick your ass.......


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dan qualye
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#56
Quote:maymay's mom and dad during a drunk fight

You f'ed the mailman, nooooo YOU f'ed the mailman!!

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JIMMYSNUKA
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#57
Quote:G. Dubbya Bush
I am gonna punch ya out like a Florida Ballot.
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mexican american
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#58
Quote:JIMMYSNUKA
You are one sick puppy, time to put you to SLEEP!!

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Kung-Fu fighting the ENTIRE cast of "Friends"



Edited By Lord Magus on April 18 2002 at 2:35
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#59
"Why doesn't somebody pull out a .45 and, bang, settle it?"


Godzilla



Edited By Spitfire on April 18 2002 at 2:38
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#60
if you thought tokyo was bad, wait til you see what I do to YOU!

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The gerbil up maymay's ass.
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