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The one liners game - What to say in a fight?
Lord Magus Offline
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#61
04-18-2002, 06:42 PM
"Your colon is MINE!!!"
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#62
04-18-2002, 06:44 PM
I'm going to BORE you to death with my political views.

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#63
04-18-2002, 06:47 PM
It looks like Grumpy's all bent out of shape now cause I talked about his mom. BOO FUCKING HOO!!!


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"Fuck with me and you'll end up like Andy Kaufmann."


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#64
04-18-2002, 06:48 PM
Quote:Jack Nicholson
"I'm not gonna hurt ya, I'm just gonna bash your brains in."


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#65
04-18-2002, 06:50 PM
It's not a tumor.


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#66
04-18-2002, 06:53 PM
Quote:Jack Nicholson
You're about to be an easy rider in an ambulance.

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#67
04-18-2002, 06:53 PM
Quote:Andrew W.K.

I love to give as well as receive, even when "her friend" is over, but right now you are going to receive the torture of listening to my crappy 80's throwback music in a locked room for 18 hours.

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#68
04-18-2002, 06:57 PM
Quote:David lee Roth
"Yo, David, you may be a Jigalo, but I Ain't Talkin' Bout love bitch! Prepare to suffer Glam boy!!"
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#69
04-18-2002, 06:57 PM
Van Halen aint shit without me, and neither are you!

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#70
04-18-2002, 07:02 PM
When did I ever leave the barrel fidget?

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"Come 1600, I'm gonna murder your ass darkie!"




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#71
04-18-2002, 07:03 PM
Quote:Wesley Snipes
At least no one will notice your black eyes.
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#72
04-18-2002, 07:03 PM
Quote:Wesley Snipes

Always bet on black, or in your case bet on being black and blue when i'm done pummeling you.

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#73
04-18-2002, 07:05 PM
Quote:Irish Alkey

I'm gonna slap you with my shelle bink clap.

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#74
04-18-2002, 07:09 PM
Dice
I am gonna drop ya faster than MTV

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#75
04-18-2002, 07:11 PM
I'm ova here, your ova deh. my boot is up ya ass....look what I did to you....again!

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#76
04-18-2002, 07:12 PM
How bout I clap them erasers on your fucking skull....

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#77
04-18-2002, 07:15 PM
Quote:lunch lady
I'll give ya more lumps than your mashed potatos.
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#78
04-18-2002, 07:17 PM
Fuck with my minivan, will ya!!!!


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#79
04-18-2002, 07:18 PM
Quote:fast food employee
Would you like an apple pie with this ass kicking?
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#80
04-18-2002, 07:22 PM
[ass kicking]

"I'll fuck you till your brain bleeds" - no comment



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