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Christians who believe that a dude came down from heaven and turned water into wine or these guys....
"Hubbard's 1958 book Have You Lived Before This Life documents past lives described by individual Scientologists during auditing sessions. These included memories of being "deceived into a love affair with a robot decked out as a beautiful red-haired girl", being run over by a Martian bishop driving a steamroller, being transformed into an intergalactic walrus that perished after falling out of a flying saucer, and being "a very happy being who strayed to the planet Nostra 23,064,000,000 years ago"."
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Quote:These included memories of being "deceived into a love affair with a robot decked out as a beautiful red-haired girl
wasn't that a movie cherry 2000
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when did jesus come down from heaven? I heard he stood everyone up.
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somehow I don't see the script of Battlefield:Earth lasting for 2000+ years.
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considering you find Hudson Hawk to be a 'great movie', I am not surprised.
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Come on, that shit was fuckin brilliant.
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Hudson Hawk > Battlefield:Earth
by 1000%
to compare the 2 is a fucking travesty
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Battlefield:Earth>episode 1
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Black Lazerus Wrote:Battlefield:Earth>episode 1
go fuckin hang!
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I don't know if any of you saw the Scientology episode of South Park but I laughed my ass off at what they actually believe.
I couldn't find a stream of it...but I do have it on my computer and I'm sure there are torrents for it.
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"In Scientology doctrine, Xenu (also Xemu) is an alien ruler of the "Galactic Confederacy" who, 75 million years ago, brought billions of people to Earth, stacked them around volcanoes and blew them up with hydrogen bombs. Their souls then clustered together and stuck to the bodies of the living, and continue to cause problems today. These events are known to Scientologists as "Incident II", and the traumatic memories associated with them as The Wall of Fire or the R6 implant. The story of Xenu is part of a much wider range of Scientology beliefs in extraterrestrial civilizations and alien interventions in Earthly events, collectively described as space opera by L. Ron Hubbard, the founder of Scientology."
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the whole religion is based on a one dollar bet.
mormons are even more fucked up. they got their bible from a guy who read it off a magic stone he put in his hat.
I love him. He's like those happy old people who become known for sitting by the side of a busy street and waving to passing cars. People drive by regularly and beep just to see him and get him to wave to them.
That's just like our Arpi... except he doesn't wave or anything. He just says mean things to you.
GonzoStyle Wrote:I pledge my undying love for Arpi, any retraction of this undying love is to be ignored.
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no way
I'd rather believe in polyagmy and that Jesus came to the Native American's that believe that some alien dude made all the bad things happen when he did a mass genocide on his whole galaxy.
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a strung out retard is holding a gun to your head, telling you what to type... isn't he.
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and then the aliens all died from the common cold and tom cruise "knocked up" katie holmes, the end.
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He ruined her forever. That bastard.
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