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I cracked my head open
#1
on the shower handle at the gym yesterday. I bled there in the shower for a good 5 minutes. It was just like the scene from Carrie. Except that I was bleeding from the head. And I wasn't crying. And nobody was laughing at me.

But I know I've taken harder hits than that to the head without ever shedding blood. So what the fuck, why is my head getting softer? Or is it my skin?
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#2
you have more blood vessels in your head than anywhere else. even when not a stitch job or that bad a cut, it will bleed and bleed. this is why wrestlers are a bloody mess with just one swipe of a razorblade.
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#3
noone called for a medic or anything?
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#4
You mean wrestlers aren't bleeding from the chair that they just got hit with? I cannot believe that.
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#5
they don't really hit each other either, it's all smoke & mirrors.
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#6
and razors
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#7
well obviously.
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#8
did you see this?

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#9
I get jokes!
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#10
that's pretty funny - nice job!
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#11
If only he cracked his head on the sink!
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#12
maybe he can try that the next time he goes to take a piss.
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#13
cause I piss in the sink!!!
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#14
you do? wow, I had no idea!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#15
its troooooooooooooo
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#16
do you fuck toilets too?
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#17
no, thats Dr. Dre.
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#18
that hoody is sweet.
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#19
Quote:you have more blood vessels in your head than anywhere else. even when not a stitch job or that bad a cut, it will bleed and bleed. this is why wrestlers are a bloody mess with just one swipe of a razorblade.
Be that as it may, it still doesn't explain why the same hit 5 or 10 years ago would have led to just a bump and no blood.
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#20
its probably due to the recent solar activity
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