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Have you ever jacked off while shitting?
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01-28-2002, 04:37 AM
Come on don't act like you have't.
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01-28-2002, 04:41 AM
i thought about trying it once, but
a)bad positioning.the way my junk sticks out, its a bad jerk off angel with the toilet
b)i prefer to pull out loose pubes instead.its fun, try it
c)when i shit, i'm busy shitting
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01-28-2002, 04:43 AM
I've never done both at the same time because shitting is too unpleasant and I'd rather feel really good when I jerk off. However, I've jerked off directly after I took a shit and I found it doesn't feel as good as under normal circumstances. Thus I usually try to keep them separate.
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01-28-2002, 04:43 AM
No. I have never thought about it either.
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01-28-2002, 05:23 AM
Maynard Wrote:No. I have never thought about it either.
Hey Maynard, have you ever jerked off while GOING TO LUNCH?!?!?!
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01-28-2002, 07:18 AM
Topic: Have you ever jacked off while shitting?
I know it has been said before*, but this is the worst thread i have ever had the missfortune of coming across(i have never said that before about any post*). nothing good can come of this, there are jerking threads already, just changing the locale of the actual act is not funny. :disaprove:



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01-28-2002, 07:20 AM
so in other words you've done it and don't wanna admit it?
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01-28-2002, 07:26 AM
Rape Fantasizer Wrote:so in other words you've done it and don't wanna admit it?
no i haven't done it. i'd admit it if i had, you should know better then that by now silly :got head:
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01-28-2002, 07:33 PM
So AM is into Blumpkins????
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01-28-2002, 07:35 PM
Quote:I've never done both at the same time because shitting is too unpleasant
taking a healthy dump is one of lifes greatest pleasures. you might want to up your fiber intake
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01-28-2002, 08:12 PM
I pee when I shit, so there'd be a problem there.
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01-28-2002, 08:23 PM
WhipThisFez Wrote:I pee when I shit, so there'd be a problem there.
Yeah, you always seemed like a tucker. :bouncer:
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01-28-2002, 08:27 PM
WhipThisFez Wrote:I pee when I shit, so there'd be a problem there.
HAHA, you're a girl.
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01-29-2002, 08:16 AM
I can't say I've done this, but I can O when I pee, without touching anything.
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01-29-2002, 08:38 AM
Rape Fantasizer Wrote:I can't say I've done this, but I can O when I pee, without touching anything.
Rape, is there anything that you CAN'T O while doing??? That would be a much shorter list.
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01-29-2002, 08:42 AM
Ants in My Pants Wrote:
Quote:I can't say I've done this, but I can O when I pee, without touching anything.
Rape, is there anything that you CAN'T O while doing??? That would be a much shorter list.
Hmmm, I don't know, I've tried to not orgasm. What would be the point?
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01-29-2002, 08:45 AM
Rape Fantasizer Wrote:Hmmm, I don't know, I've tried to not orgasm. What would be the point?
Good point.
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01-29-2002, 08:47 AM
Ants in My Pants Wrote:
Quote:Hmmm, I don't know, I've tried to not orgasm. What would be the point?
Good point.
why yes you do have a good point
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#19
01-29-2002, 08:55 AM
Rape Fantasizer Wrote:why yes you do have a good point
Making fun of my pencil again?
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