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Nicholas cage marries lisa marie presley
#1
I didn't even know these two were dating, she is mad hot yo. But a little kooky, how do you go from Michael Jackson to Nicholas Cage?
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#2
you don't know how bad i want to fuck elvis's daughter and have little baby elvises with her? does she know he played a flying elvis in honeymoon in vegas? shes as good as mine.
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Don't they make a cute couple??? Rolleyes
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#4
I am fuckin sick.
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#5
caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare
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#6
She's a lot hotter than I thought she was..They'll be divorced in 3 years when she leaves him for Ru Paul....
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#7
Maybe it is all for publicity...
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#8
Lisa Marie Presley ..... STILL a virgin.
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#9
But she has a son.... what is she mother mary?
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#10
It's not hers. She picked one up in a park, somewhere.

I say she divorces Cage and marries either Richard Gere or Tom Cruise to win the trifecta.
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#11
Richard Gere is gay...sheesh...
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#12
Quote:I am fuckin sick.
GS I am sorry Nicholas Cage broke your heart
What am I doing here?
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#13
Actually she's one of the few who would turn me straight.
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#14
It didn't work for Michael Jackson... ;-)
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#15
Quote:Actually she's one of the few who would turn me straight.
Maybe then you'll stop rubbing me in public.
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#16
On a related note, The Last Days Of Elvis Presley is on E! right now and its fucking hysterical. The sumbitch passed out in a bowl of chicken soup and had to be revived by his girlfriend. Priceless.
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#17
Quote:Richard Gere is gay...sheesh...

Yeah but he was married to Cindy Crawford. :loveya:
Next ya gonna say that Tom Cruise is gay.And he was married to Nicole Kidman. :loveya:
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#18
Quote:It didn't work for Michael Jackson...

Neither did you for pat.
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#19
What are you trying to say?? huh??? You better stay away from my man Mister Gonzo...I'll kick yer ass if you even think about it... :firebounce:
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#20
You have gayed him out too much for me.
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