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I plan on hitting on anything with a Vagina in this thread.......
looks at active member listing......
hmmmmmm Ladi or VG........
quite the ends of the spectrum, a Virgin and the town whore...
decisions decisions.
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Do you want to play strip twister with me???
Winner gets oral!
I just sent this PM to Ladi......
let's see if she can resist such a smooooooth offer.
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we can save time, just bl...um, lick me now :moonie:
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>
HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
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:disappointed: Christ Ken. The bar just goes lower and lower does it not? :disappointed:
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I am a limbo king.
Ladi, hold my pole.
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I left my tweezers at home
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>
HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
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could you leave us alone and do your bidding here
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Hey.....
I saw Jinny signed up here....
After DGW,
Keyser,
Alkey
Doc
Ants
and Sean get her...
I call Dibs.
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Hey Luna just logged on...
::wonder if she's commando::
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[really bad music]How Low Can You Go, How Low Can You Go[/really bad music]
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Yeppers...I am commando! :-D
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i bet ken is the type of guy who talks back to those 1-900-HOT-LEGS commercials when they come on at 4am.
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pfffffffffffffffft,
I video tape them and play them in a continuous loop......
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the Girls Gone Wild commercial is his Citizen Kane
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the one shot where the nipple pokes over the top of the t-shirt for just that fraction of a second....
I named that nip, Rosebud.
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Quote:Hey.....
I saw Jinny signed up here....
After DGW,
Keyser,
Alkey
Doc
Ants
and Sean get her...
I call Dibs.
The official pecking order of cdih.net????
<font color=8D38C9>Sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
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noooooo,
I was being self depricating, and perhaps a little honest, by putting myself low on a random list...
for starters, Sean has sworn off board women so he doesn't belong on the list...
and Alkey always seems to get there first....
and I never actually go to board functions.....
But I think overall it is a fair assesment.....
cept Ikea should be on top....that was an oversight on my part.
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Damn, there are no women now....
I shall start hitting on the effeminate men.
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How do you hit on yourself? ....no, wait, you DO talk to yourself, so that is possible.
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>
HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
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