I plan on hitting on anything with a Vagina in this thread.......
looks at active member listing......
hmmmmmm Ladi or VG........
quite the ends of the spectrum, a Virgin and the town whore...
decisions decisions.
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Do you want to play strip twister with me???
Winner gets oral!
I just sent this PM to Ladi......
let's see if she can resist such a smooooooth offer.
we can save time, just bl...um, lick me now :moonie:
:disappointed: Christ Ken. The bar just goes lower and lower does it not? :disappointed:
I am a limbo king.
Ladi, hold my pole.
I left my tweezers at home
could you leave us alone and do your bidding
here
Hey.....
I saw Jinny signed up here....
After DGW,
Keyser,
Alkey
Doc
Ants
and Sean get her...
I call Dibs.
Hey Luna just logged on...
::wonder if she's commando::
[really bad music]How Low Can You Go, How Low Can You Go[/really bad music]
Yeppers...I am commando! :-D
i bet ken is the type of guy who talks back to those 1-900-HOT-LEGS commercials when they come on at 4am.
pfffffffffffffffft,
I video tape them and play them in a continuous loop......
the Girls Gone Wild commercial is his Citizen Kane
the one shot where the nipple pokes over the top of the t-shirt for just that fraction of a second....
I named that nip, Rosebud.
Quote:Hey.....
I saw Jinny signed up here....
After DGW,
Keyser,
Alkey
Doc
Ants
and Sean get her...
I call Dibs.
The official pecking order of cdih.net????
noooooo,
I was being self depricating, and perhaps a little honest, by putting myself low on a random list...
for starters, Sean has sworn off board women so he doesn't belong on the list...
and Alkey always seems to get there first....
and I never actually go to board functions.....
But I think overall it is a fair assesment.....
cept Ikea should be on top....that was an oversight on my part.
Damn, there are no women now....
I shall start hitting on the effeminate men.
How do you hit on yourself? ....no, wait, you DO talk to yourself, so that is possible.