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hypothetically speaking, say you have a friend, a very pretty grrl friend and you are bother very close to eachother, and you suddenly find yourself attracted to said friend, what do you do?...this is all hypothetically speaking of course
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Well, if this were all real, I would suggest that you call me, and have me get it on with the friend, then, you could jump in there, and it would be a threesome. Then, when she was comfortable with it, I could go sit in the corner and watch you two finish.
Hey, it's the least I can do.
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See where it goes, let it evolve naturally. Oh and if it does happen, two words VIDEO TAPE.  atan:
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nice try maynerd :fuckin:
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Accidentally trip in front of her, making sure your tongue lands in her snatch. If she doesn't tell you to get off, you're in there like swimwear. :eek:
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IrishAlkey Wrote:Accidentally trip in front of her, making sure your tongue lands in her snatch. If she doesn't tell you to get off, you're in there like swimwear. :eek: Thanks Alkey, I am going to have to try that one myself. :fuckin:
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IrishAlkey Wrote:Accidentally trip in front of her, making sure your tongue lands in her snatch. If she doesn't tell you to get off, you're in there like swimwear. :eek: Dude, that's fuckin funny. Maybe I should have tried that on the bartender last night. Hehehehe.
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Maynard Wrote:Quote:Accidentally trip in front of her, making sure your tongue lands in her snatch. If she doesn't tell you to get off, you're in there like swimwear. :eek:
Dude, that's fuckin funny. Maybe I should have tried that on the bartender last night. Hehehehe. Unfortunatley, you only have one tongue and there were three snatches to choose from!
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Quote:only have one tongue and there were three snatches
Well you have two hands don't you
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Quote:Unfortunatley, you only have one tongue and there were three snatches to choose from!
Well, you know the one I wanted. grrrrRRROOOWWWwlllll!
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was this bar 9 or some other bar?
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Maynard Wrote:Quote:Unfortunatley, you only have one tongue and there were three snatches to choose from!
Well, you know the one I wanted. grrrrRRROOOWWWwlllll! When did they start letting Dogs bartend?
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Brokenjaw Wrote:Quote:Quote:Unfortunatley, you only have one tongue and there were three snatches to choose from!
Well, you know the one I wanted. grrrrRRROOOWWWwlllll! When did they start letting Dogs bartend?
I don't know about you, but a Collie that can make a slammin' screwdriver gets me all excited. Right, little buddy? :lol:
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IrishAlkey Wrote:Quote:Quote:Quote:Unfortunatley, you only have one tongue and there were three snatches to choose from!
Well, you know the one I wanted. grrrrRRROOOWWWwlllll! When did they start letting Dogs bartend?
I don't know about you, but a Collie that can make a slammin' screwdriver gets me all excited. Right, little buddy? :lol:
Hells yeah my drunken playtoy.
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Maynard Wrote:Quote:Accidentally trip in front of her, making sure your tongue lands in her snatch. If she doesn't tell you to get off, you're in there like swimwear. :eek:
Dude, that's fuckin funny. Maybe I should have tried that on the bartender last night. Hehehehe. I told you... she's mine!!!
and VG...call me, we can discuss this privately
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FNMoron Wrote:Quote:Quote:Accidentally trip in front of her, making sure your tongue lands in her snatch. If she doesn't tell you to get off, you're in there like swimwear. :eek:
Dude, that's fuckin funny. Maybe I should have tried that on the bartender last night. Hehehehe. I told you... she's mine!!!
and VG...call me, we can discuss this privately 
PFFT! You just keep telling yourself that.
Don't worry moron, someday you'll find yourself a nice woman.
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Quote:Don't worry moron, someday you'll find yourself a nice woman.
until then, i'll keep fucking your MOM! :eek:
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Quote:Quote:Don't worry moron, someday you'll find yourself a nice woman.
until then, i'll keep fucking your MOM! :eek:
That's fine. You can have her. I like VG better then my mom anyway.
I WIN!!11! ::O-
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FNMoron Wrote:Quote:Don't worry moron, someday you'll find yourself a nice woman.
until then, i'll keep fucking your MOM! :eek: Did you actually have to think to come up with this one?
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Quote:That's fine. You can have her. I like VG better then my mom anyway.
I WIN!!11!
VG, comment?
Quote:Did you actually have to think to come up with this one?
of course not... don't be silly
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